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⌈ Secret Post #3014 ⌋

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Except for Captain Pike and Bones

Captain Pike because he had so little personality in TOS and Bruce Greenwood has so much charisma that he couldn't help be improved

Bones was still great because Karl Urban is amazing. He unfortunately had such a small part that it didn't amount to much.

But everyone else?

Sulu was WAY WAY too stoic. Not bad, but nothing like Takei's Sulu.
Chekov was this pure innocent. Which isn't at all like TOS Chekov, who was a bit of a player and much laxer with the rules.
Spock was so fucking mean all the time. And inconsiderate. Whereas in TOS he was woobie who displayed quiet competence.
Uhura could be a real asshole and no ever called her on her shit.
Kirk too was ruined. A fucking idiot frat boy with no respect for women instead of a professional officer.
Scotty was turned into a joke. TOS Scotty might have had moments of levity, but he was also portrayed as a very decent and intelligent man too.

Chekov was this pure innocent. Which isn't at all like TOS Chekov, who was a bit of a player and much laxer with the rules.

And hilariously grouchy and snarky in places.

I'd rather have seen a movie about the Kelvin with George Kirk as XO to Captain Robau, and that freaky eyed elf lady as CMO. Abrams destroyed the best crew and ship in the movie for the opening sequence and there was nowhere to go but down after that. The stuff on the Kelvin, while still having too much lens flare for ocular safety, was fantastic. I genuinely could have watched a full movie about that. It made the embarrassing 90210 crap afterwards look even worse by comparison, with knowledge that Abrams could have made a good Trek movie if he'd only tried.

OMG, I didn't realize how much I wanted this film until now. Agree that the whole sequence with the Kelvin was fantastic.

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