[ SECRET POST #3022 ]

[case]

⌈ Secret Post #3022 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

01.


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02.
[Angel]


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03.
[Steven Moffat]


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04.
[Harry Potter]


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05.
[Trailer Park Boys]


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06.
(The Little Flying Bears)


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07.
[Once Upon a Time]


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08.
[Felicia Day]


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09.
[Doctor Who]


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10.
[Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory]


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11.
[Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.]


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12.
[The Simpsons - Tapped Out]


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13.
[Red Dwarf]


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14.
[Kyuhyun/Super Junior]


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15.
[X-Files]


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16.
[Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy]


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17.
[Madame Secretary]


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18.
[Amanda Palmer]








Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 03 pages, 075 secrets from Secret Submission Post #432.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

09. http://i.imgur.com/Au7p1F9.jpg
[Doctor Who]

[(Anonymous)]

I love coming up with elaborate back stories explaining why secrets like these are huge, high-stakes secrets for the OP's! (It's one of my favorite things here)

[sabotabby]

Hah.

[(Anonymous)]

You should share them.

[(Anonymous)]

Me too!

[(Anonymous)]

Was Tom Baker cited in her divorce papers?

[(Anonymous)]

THE FAMOUS PEOPLE FOUND US FS WAT DO NAO??

[(Anonymous)]

Maybe he/she is a bnf that's made his/her fame on being an obsessive Tom Baker lover who has started an IRL club of other people who also have overwhelming sexual feelings for the actor. They all meet up and sacrifice goats. Needless to say, it wouldn't go over well if the club found out it all started as a joke and OP is afraid for the safety of his/her pets should the club ever find out, lest one of them become the next sacrifice.

[(Anonymous)]

Back before I figured out I was ace, I would gush along with all my friends over this musician or that actor, just so I wouldn't be accused of lying and trying to spoil their fun for admitting I didn't think he was hot. Junior high was sweet.

Anyway, I could see younger!me posting something like this back in the day.

[fandomrandom]

I love secrets like this exactly because they get comment threads like this!

[(Anonymous)]

Maybe OP is Lalla Ward?

[philstar22]

I've never been sexually attracted to any of the Doctors. I'd love to be his best friend, but I'd never want to date him.

[(Anonymous)]

I agree, OP. But then what do I know, I was part of the Sylvester McCoy Estrogen Brigade in the early 90s.

[(Anonymous)]

hahaha, I remember the Sylvester McCoy Estrogen Brigade. I wasn't part of it, but I had friends who were.

Oh, the good old days!

[were_lemur]

I'm not usually attracted to him, but in "Time and the Rani" when he's in the Third Doctor's velvet outfit? UNF!

[(Anonymous)]

huh, me too.

[(Anonymous)]

I believe you anon. I believe you.

[(Anonymous)]

I HAVE NO OPINION ON THIS MATTER

I MUST MAKE SURE F!S KNOWS I HAVE NO OPINION

[(Anonymous)]

Thanks for letting us know.

[(Anonymous)]

Well, that's normal, probably.

I mean, I get it, he has that voice, but it's not like he isn't old enough to be my pops, and kind of looks like my pops, and ... eeww.

[(Anonymous)]

...okay? I'm fairly certain you weren't supposed to be, since most of Four's run still had DW (albeit nominally towards the end) as a kids' show...

[(Anonymous)]

Leela, on the other hand ...

(Leela helped me figure out that I liked girls as much as boys :) )

Transcript

[(Anonymous)]

Image: the Fourth Doctor

Text: I commpltely honestly have no sexual feelings about this man whatsoever

[fandomrandom]

In my headcanon, you're the same OP that has a burning passion for Adric.

[(Anonymous)]

OP, I discovered his Doctor, adored him, and I started making jokes about fancying him as a joke, which soon stopped being a joke and turned into the most profound and powerful celebrity crush I have ever experienced in my life. Don't let this happen to you, it's awful and alienating and there is no release and you will end up weeping uncontrollably at voiceovers on insurance adverts.