[ SECRET POST #3025 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3025 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[linked for it being a pic of a giant dildo]


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 01 pages, 019 secrets from Secret Submission Post #432.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 1 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Cap has a long history of taking down superpowered opponents. In the 60s and 70s it got so if you even said "He's just an ordinary man!" or called him a "glorified acrobat" they'd cancel your supervillain insurance immediately.

Cap doesn't lose fights. As Kurt Busiek put it, "Superheroes are gods on some level, and Captain America is the god of winning."

So yeah, I'm with OP on this one. Cap would have taken Iron Dick apart piece by piece.

[kaijinscendre]

I would love if Captain America could win. But if you put Captain America and Iron Man in the middle of a desert by themselves, Captain America would not win.

[(Anonymous)]

The shield, thrown with enough forced, can slice things in half, including robots. He could totally win (although it's still unlikely.)

[(Anonymous)]

Kingpin beat him up and would have killed him if Falcon didn't come to the rescue.

[(Anonymous)]

But TONY STARK TURNS ALL OF THE DISNEY PRINCES GAY.

[(Anonymous)]

Sorry, but Thor didn't beat Iron Man using his damn hammer. Do you think somehow think Cap could beat Thor?

That's taking hero worship to an extreme.

[(Anonymous)]

Thor didn't beat Cap either, using that same hammer. In fact, he knocked himself flat trying.