[ SECRET POST #3025 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3025 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 01 pages, 019 secrets from Secret Submission Post #432.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 1 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

Re: Get set up on a fandom date!

[sarillia]

Sounds fun.

Re: Get set up on a fandom date!

[othellia]

The Dread Pirate Wesley. He is quality husband/waifu material, keeps commitments, and would die (and come back to life!) for you.

Your date will take place in a weird AU world where Princess Buttercup does not exist, as any other setup would make him "Unfaithful." I'm imagining date on his pirate ship itself, or - if you're prone to seasickness - a candlelit picnic dinner on a picturesque hill beneath a tree. The dinner would be super gourmet and the wine would not be poisoned.

Re: Get set up on a fandom date!

[sarillia]

I do enjoy him except that he actually really annoys me when he starts lecturing Buttercup on how she should have just known that he was coming back to her because it's True Love. She thought he was dead and it had been five years. Let a girl move on. Don't get nasty with her and call her unfaithful.

Re: Get set up on a fandom date!

[othellia]

TBF, she does push him down a hill in direct response to that.

Re: Get set up on a fandom date!

[herpymcderp]

Jon Snow: dinner date at your apartment.

He makes sad puppy eyes at you for most of the date and mentions his ex girlfriend briefly once but doesn't get into details. You spend most of the night watching a movie and maybe make out briefly but he stops you before it gets too far.

On the plus side he likes you enough that he asks for a second date.

Re: Get set up on a fandom date!

[sarillia]

lol I'm wondering how much my hair would remind him of Ygritte. He is pretty though.