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⌈ Secret Post #3025 ⌋

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Well, I'll have a go, too, of course.

Awkward double date with Bucky and Steve.

You guys go to an amusement park just like in every shoujo manga. Over the course of the day, you slowly get punted out as the third wheel. Steve tries to console you, but it is not enough; his unconscious devotion to Bucky is too strong.

You leave in tears. Later Steve calls you to apologize but you don't answer.

You later revenge!date Tony Stark.

Wow that's a lot of drama, haha ;)

Bucky Barnes and Steve Rogers have decided they want to set up a ménage a trois (Bucky has never had sex with a woman before and he's curious about it) and you reply to their craigslist ad.

After Bucky decides he likes the looks of you and you exchange a few emails, you meet at a coffee shop and then head over to their apartment for the night with a bottle of wine, a box of condoms, and a whole lot of joie de vivre.

I am a creature of simple tastes ;)

And it's funny, because I'm paranoid enough about safe sex to actually add condoms to dream scenario's .

Well in this scenario I imagine Steve and Bucky are sexually monogamous but Steve insists because he's too honorable to want to risk anything.

I like how you actually thought this through somewhat.

I am a writer I can't help it lol

As people have already said Steve and Bucky, I would say Zevran Arainai (From Dragon Age) as I think you would like a fun, no hassle (but with the risk of a few assassins) type of guy as well.

You would meet for drinks and take it from there. One drink turns into another, and then another, and you're both tipsy and a bit giggly, this guy is interesting and sexy, and there is some touching under the table. It turns into a question of your place or his, and it's all just a fun evening that leaves both of you very, very satisfied. You exchange numbers, so there is a chance for a repeat evening, but an understanding that there are no hard feelings if it remains a one time thing.

Hey, getting to make out with Zevran and NOT getting assassinated? That's a pretty sweet deal.

Everyone's already said Steve and Bucky... dammit.

Uhm, Krycek? Granted I have absolutely no idea what's he's like so uh, how about a romantic dinner date with him followed by dancing and then horrifying x-files shenanigans unfold and you two have to battle for your lives and to save your date?

That sounds like an exciting date!

BAHAHAHAHA

Old school X-Phile reporting in. That ... is so not how a date with Krycek would go. You have heard of Death and the Maiden, right?

Come to think of it, I recall reading a Scully/Krycek fic, ca. '96 or so, that was basically Death and the Maiden. Wish I could find it again, it was good.

I've not heard of that no, and I never watched much X-Files, I just know that Kallanda likes him so I picked him and went with a vague knowledge of X-Files(it's why it makes no sense). :P

AYRT

It (Death and the Maiden) was originally a play, but I saw the movie with Sigourney Weaver. Very good. Basically a woman kidnaps her torturer, and tortures him, and it's this really deep psychological thriller, with an ambiguous ending as to whether or not she got what she wanted.

Krycek was known in X-Files fandom as "Ratboy" - notable for being first the clean-cut, all-around good(seeming) guy, who was really the Cigarette Smoking Man's mole, who ended up losing an arm, getting exiled to Siberia, and bleeding Brent Crude (oil) from his eyes. Not all in the same episode, of course.

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