[ SECRET POST #3029 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3029 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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02.
[Peep Show]


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03.
[Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis]


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04.
[Alexis Denisof]


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[Guardians of the Galaxy]



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08.
[John Green]


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[Outlander]


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10.
[Selfie]


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[Emilio Estevez]


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12.
[His Dark Materials]


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13.
[Star Wars, Twilight]


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[Faux Pas]


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15.
[Mass Effect]


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[The Black Lillies]










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Comments

[fscom]

01. http://i.imgur.com/R6MaO5g.jpg

[feotakahari]

After over two decades, how much older are "older men" than you?

OP

[(Anonymous)]

On average, 20 to 36 years older.

Re: OP

[(Anonymous)]

36 years is a large age gap!

DA

[(Anonymous)]

DA

No, really??

Re: OP

[(Anonymous)]

36, nice. My biggest older crush is 32 years older than me so it's nice to know I'm not alone...

[blitzwing]

...Young people can have false teeth too. It really has little to do with age.

[(Anonymous)]

I was actually going to come to say this. I know what OP was getting at but I feel like people who have false teeth are sensitive about it for these types of reasons.

[(Anonymous)]

DA

OP, if you have ever had a root canal, veneers, or a crown done = YOU HAVE FALSE TEETH TOO. muahahaha /so there

[(Anonymous)]

I'm sure the OP is convinced by the maturity and sophistication of your argument as compared to say, blitzwing's response. Good thing you chimed in.

[tree_and_leaf]

Yes - my grandfather lost all his teeth after a bad motor bike accident in his thirties, for instance.

[tree_and_leaf]

Whereas my other grandfather, who had excellent teeth and avoided motor bikes, had all his adult teeth when he died in his mid eighties. I feel this rule might not be as useful as OP seems to think...

[(Anonymous)]

Like they say, sometimes a man's got to know his limitations.

[kallanda_lee]

Seems like a reasonable rule.

[(Anonymous)]

How would you be able to tell?

[(Anonymous)]

I think if you're snogging with tongues and can't tell, it wouldn't matter.

[(Anonymous)]

Fair enough.

[(Anonymous)]

Robert Vaughn :-)

[(Anonymous)]

How many old men did you have to tongue to reach that conclusion?

[(Anonymous)]

False teeth can be really realistic these days. You might not know someone has them until you'd been in the relationship long enough that absconding for that reason would make you look like a mega douche.

[(Anonymous)]

That's...not very broadminded of you.

[(Anonymous)]

How broadminded do people have to be about who they're attracted to? It doesn't make sense for anyone to alter their preferences to conform to your (or anyone else's) sense of who's an acceptable person to be attracted to, does it?

[evewithanapple]

*squints* Is that Kirk Douglas?

Transcript

[(Anonymous)]

Image: Sean Connery, Kirk Douglas, and Robert Vaughn

Text: After over two years of preferring older men, and wondering what my maximum age gap is, I’ve finally come up with the rule that if they have false teeth, that’s when I’m out.

[(Anonymous)]

I bet they all have that weird elderly smell like when you visit your grandma