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⌈ Secret Post #3032 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Ioan Gruffudd/Horatio Hornblower]

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[ebooks tree]

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[Horrible Histories]

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[Burn Notice]

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[Bradley Cooper]

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[Grimm]

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[Assassin's Creed: UNITY]

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10. [POSSIBLE WARNING for suicide]

[David Walliams]

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[Game of Thrones]

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[Nina Dobrev]

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[The Avengers]

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[Fire Emblem: Awakening]

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NOPE. fuck that. reminds me of that one time i woke up with a huntsman spider the size of my hand sitting on my pillow next to my face.

yesterday i learned that this country also apparently has a plant with a neurotoxin so incredibly painful that when one guy accidentally swallowed a leaf, he shot himself. the sensation is described as being like doused in acid and electrocuted at the same time.

because OF COURSE we get poisonous plants on top of everything else.

Huntsmans are so ridiculous. Do you think I can't see you because you're in a corner?
Car huntsmans though. I am not a fan of those. They're sneaky and they want you to die.

Gympie Gympie? It's one thing I wouldn't touch if you paid me. I've accidentally touched regular stinging nettle so many times and it's always bad.

Gympie Gympie. That's the one.

I'm not exactly sure how you'd remove it from your garden, but it'd probably involve a flamethrower and salting the earth.

It would be like one of those choose your own adventure books, but every option ends in death.

You burn it. Stinging hairs become airborne. You die.

You pay someone else to do it. They go mad from the pain and stab you with pruning shears. You die.

You move to another country. Someone smuggles them in because they're ~exotic. You die.

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