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⌈ Secret Post #3032 ⌋

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[Ioan Gruffudd/Horatio Hornblower]

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[ebooks tree]

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[Horrible Histories]

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[Burn Notice]

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[Bradley Cooper]

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[Grimm]

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[Assassin's Creed: UNITY]

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10. [POSSIBLE WARNING for suicide]

[David Walliams]

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[Game of Thrones]

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[Nina Dobrev]

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[The Avengers]

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[Fire Emblem: Awakening]

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I just walked into the bathroom and I saw something small moving on the floor, and it was small and black and it jumped.

My first thought was fleas. I have no idea why they'd be in my house, but that's what it looked like. I saw more the further I walked in, so I was like "wtf how do I have a full on infestation overnight!?".

So I decide to get closer and maybe try to squish them, and that's when I realise they're not fleas. They're the tiniest little black jumping spiders I have seen in my life. Oh my gosh they are so tiny and so cute. I had an adult (mother?) in the bathroom a few days ago and I moved her outside, but I guess she left me a surprise.

So far I've seen 8 maybe. I can't get a picture because they don't stay still.

FFFFFF I am so jelly baby jumping spiders so much want.

I thought about catching one to keep as a pet, but it would just jump out when I tried to feed it and then I would be sad.

I put my finger next to it so you can see how tiny it is. Also, they're kind of browny/translucent with black heads under the zoom.

http://imgur.com/cVy7prz
http://imgur.com/yVYLqDA

OMG THEY ARE SUCH ADORABLE BABBIES AAAAHHHHH

Stupid cute spiderpons.

I'm pretty sure they're already capable of hunting but I feel responsible for them. I want to bring them ants to eat but I think they're smaller than ants.

Also pls ignore my gross yellowy tile grout. I think they mixed beach sand with it to go with the sea-themed tiles. Thank you, 90s.

mixed beach sand with it to go with the sea-themed tiles

Why... how..?? But especially WHY?!

Welcome to coastal Australia, where "shit you find on a beach" is considered decorative. It's also free, and we love free shit.

No seriously. I lived in a place that had rocks, shells, and beach glass SET INTO THE CONCRETE STAIRS. Not outside stairs either. This was the main staircase inside the house.

I think shells are pretty, but have you ever stepped on them with bare feet? Ouch. Some of the glass wasn't even smooth. I think they ran out of beach glass and just smashed some beer bottles.

We are a classy and cultured people.

*sweats nervously over the shells she put in her new gate fencepost*

At least they're not inside?

_{Nah seriously though we over do it with the seashell decorations.}

I don't have any problem with people displaying them on shelves or something, but when they're basically built in to the house, that's kind of weird.

I think I'm just over it. Sand is the devil. Sometimes things found on the beach have a smell.
Outside is a good place for them!

AH THE TINIEST LITTLE WOOD JUMPERS> AAAAHHH SO CUTE

NOPE. fuck that. reminds me of that one time i woke up with a huntsman spider the size of my hand sitting on my pillow next to my face.

yesterday i learned that this country also apparently has a plant with a neurotoxin so incredibly painful that when one guy accidentally swallowed a leaf, he shot himself. the sensation is described as being like doused in acid and electrocuted at the same time.

because OF COURSE we get poisonous plants on top of everything else.

Huntsmans are so ridiculous. Do you think I can't see you because you're in a corner?
Car huntsmans though. I am not a fan of those. They're sneaky and they want you to die.

Gympie Gympie? It's one thing I wouldn't touch if you paid me. I've accidentally touched regular stinging nettle so many times and it's always bad.

Gympie Gympie. That's the one.

I'm not exactly sure how you'd remove it from your garden, but it'd probably involve a flamethrower and salting the earth.

It would be like one of those choose your own adventure books, but every option ends in death.

You burn it. Stinging hairs become airborne. You die.

You pay someone else to do it. They go mad from the pain and stab you with pruning shears. You die.

You move to another country. Someone smuggles them in because they're ~exotic. You die.

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