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[ SECRET POST #3032 ]

⌈ Secret Post #3032 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Ioan Gruffudd/Horatio Hornblower]

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[ebooks tree]

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[Horrible Histories]

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[Burn Notice]

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[Bradley Cooper]

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[Grimm]

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[Assassin's Creed: UNITY]

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10. [POSSIBLE WARNING for suicide]

[David Walliams]

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[Game of Thrones]

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[Nina Dobrev]

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[The Avengers]

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[Fire Emblem: Awakening]

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I walked to the store a block away and got a marriage proposal from a random guy.

sounds ominous.

Today I was rudely awoken by people using a circular saw to cut something on the footpath outside my place.

Why? Why there? Why in the morning?

I saw my professor finally shut down this dickhead who constantly interrupts the lectures.

Granted, it was because the lecture topic is one he always manages to twist back to [even when the topic wasn't mentioned before] so he was extra bad today...But it was fucking satisfying to see him told to either sit down and stop trying to hijack the lecture or get out - and by a professor whose known for being a totally awesome, sweet guy!

It all started this morning when Making_Excuses was woken up by a mixture of her alarm and her cat attacking her toes, she got out of her bed and went to the bathroom to get ready to go to her University. She noticed that the sun was shining out her window and decided to wear long shorts. t-shirt and a hoodie today as she has decided Summer is here.

Forgetting to eat breakfast as usual, she sat in front of her computer for a bit, then she found the books she needed so she could work on her Bachelor's Thesis at the school library The Norwegian, put on her totally awesome Ferrari shoes and walked out the door, but not before making sure her cat had food and water.

"Bye, bye Luna, mommy loves you" The young lady said to her cat, patting her on the head before walking out the door and locking it.

Getting to the bus-stop she meet an acquaintance and her nephew, which she talked with waiting for the bus, they all got on the bus, a couple of minutes later they arrived at the University, walking into the school Making_Excuses walked up to the school library, finding a school computer she sat down to get ready for a day of thesis-writing.

A couple of hours later The Norwegian remembered that she was supposed to hand in an assignment for a friend, so she walked out of the library and across the building and over to one of the smaller ones to put her friends paper in the correct mail-box. Doing that she meet a young man who asked her if she knew which building this was and during their conversation it turned out that he was under the assumption that Making_Excuses is a lecturer. Smiling at the fellow student, M_E explained that she is a student just like him, thinking to herself that one of these days she will learn to dress non-teachery so people will stop thinking she is a lecturer instead of a student. Then again on the other hand being thought of as a Prof. has it's advantages.

Walking back to the main building the blonde realized she was hungry and took a detour to the school cafeteria, buying a salad she ate it, calling a friend to talk to her while she did so as no one she knew was in the cafeteria at the same time. Finishing her lunch she got up and walked back to the library to work some more on her thesis. Hours later she went home, where she is now, still working on the damn thesis. At this rate she will be working on it for the next 10 or so years.

TL:DR: Woke up got mistaken for a Prof. for the umptenth time, worked on my BA-Thesis, went home.

Edited 2015-04-24 01:20 (UTC)

The train home after work was awful crowded after work, as there was a sports game letting out around the same time. So I ended up taking a different route, getting a couple drinks at a bar, and then taking another train home.

I just walked into the bathroom and I saw something small moving on the floor, and it was small and black and it jumped.

My first thought was fleas. I have no idea why they'd be in my house, but that's what it looked like. I saw more the further I walked in, so I was like "wtf how do I have a full on infestation overnight!?".

So I decide to get closer and maybe try to squish them, and that's when I realise they're not fleas. They're the tiniest little black jumping spiders I have seen in my life. Oh my gosh they are so tiny and so cute. I had an adult (mother?) in the bathroom a few days ago and I moved her outside, but I guess she left me a surprise.

So far I've seen 8 maybe. I can't get a picture because they don't stay still.

FFFFFF I am so jelly baby jumping spiders so much want.

I thought about catching one to keep as a pet, but it would just jump out when I tried to feed it and then I would be sad.

I put my finger next to it so you can see how tiny it is. Also, they're kind of browny/translucent with black heads under the zoom.

http://imgur.com/cVy7prz
http://imgur.com/yVYLqDA

OMG THEY ARE SUCH ADORABLE BABBIES AAAAHHHHH

Stupid cute spiderpons.

I'm pretty sure they're already capable of hunting but I feel responsible for them. I want to bring them ants to eat but I think they're smaller than ants.

Also pls ignore my gross yellowy tile grout. I think they mixed beach sand with it to go with the sea-themed tiles. Thank you, 90s.

mixed beach sand with it to go with the sea-themed tiles

Why... how..?? But especially WHY?!

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AH THE TINIEST LITTLE WOOD JUMPERS> AAAAHHH SO CUTE

NOPE. fuck that. reminds me of that one time i woke up with a huntsman spider the size of my hand sitting on my pillow next to my face.

yesterday i learned that this country also apparently has a plant with a neurotoxin so incredibly painful that when one guy accidentally swallowed a leaf, he shot himself. the sensation is described as being like doused in acid and electrocuted at the same time.

because OF COURSE we get poisonous plants on top of everything else.

Huntsmans are so ridiculous. Do you think I can't see you because you're in a corner?
Car huntsmans though. I am not a fan of those. They're sneaky and they want you to die.

Gympie Gympie? It's one thing I wouldn't touch if you paid me. I've accidentally touched regular stinging nettle so many times and it's always bad.

Gympie Gympie. That's the one.

I'm not exactly sure how you'd remove it from your garden, but it'd probably involve a flamethrower and salting the earth.

It would be like one of those choose your own adventure books, but every option ends in death.

You burn it. Stinging hairs become airborne. You die.

You pay someone else to do it. They go mad from the pain and stab you with pruning shears. You die.

You move to another country. Someone smuggles them in because they're ~exotic. You die.

I woke up feeling mostly okay, so I went out to run errands. One of which was to go to Hot Topic to see if they had a particular pair of tights that I'd found on their website, because I wanted them for clubbing this weekend with some friends. Got there just as the dude was opening the doors from the mall proper, so I was the first and only customer, and we wound up talking a bit about old-school anime and manga and comic book fandom, since the in-store display was showing Sailor Moon henshin sequences at the moment... and he was younger than me, so didn't remember the days when there WERE no official translations for Sailor Moon, and you had to download txt files from fans off the internet, or find someone who had internet access to download them for you, and find the Japanese manga at the rare import shops... and then when they finally released a commercial English translation, they usually flipped the pages so you could read them left-to-right, which sometimes messed up the pictures. ;)

Well, I was so distracted by our conversation that I forgot to look at the back of the package, and on my way out of the mall, realized I'd grabbed a M/L size instead of a S/M. Uh, yeah, even S/M is actually kinda big on me at the moment. So I went back to Hot Topic and sheepishly said I already needed to make an exchange, but it wasn't like he was busy, so not a problem... and we wound up talking about Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and X-Men for awhile that time. It was fun.

Most of the rest of the day isn't really story material. Bought food, made tasty breakfast/lunch that actually didn't make me feel sick for a change, finished my work hours, did some gaming, did some cosplay work, made ginger syrup so I could make ginger lemonade.

Today we put together our new computer desk, turned on our new computer (which we are using right now, yee!), sent our newest comic to the printers, and since then we have been having a drunken in-head dance party because today is a special day. WOOOO!

--Rogan

Not my story but I was talking with my brother about shitty bosses (since tl;dr I had an awful day at work), and he told me about his crazy ex-boss:

According to his coworkers, his boss would always check his garbage can to see what he had thrown inside. Even after he left the job, his boss was still suspicious of him stealing. I ended up laughing because damn, that's a whole new level of paranoia right there. Also crazy exboss was friends with my dad and we've known him since we where pretty young. Like damn, son.

I went to work. I messed with perfect strangers' body fluids all day. I talked a lot to my co-workers, went to a meeting, and grumbled (mostly to myself) about the same things I usually grumble about (mostly my bosses being annoying/somewhat incompetent, and pee being leaky). I don't think I have a particularly interesting story just from today.

I'll tell one from last night! I came within TWO traffic lights of MAKING ALL THE LIGHTS on my commute home. There are probably at least 15 lights on that trip - it's not a super long trip, but it's through a city. I was so excited. Even the two lights that were red were quick - one was a right turn, the other turned green within seconds of me getting there. :3

Was planning to go see The Avengers with a friend this evening and we decided to go eat burgers before because it's fun and we haven't done this in a long time. Was looking forward to having a nice evening.
Now she called and said she overate yesterday and now she's so stuffed she doesn't want to go for burgers anymore. Movie's still on, though (for now), so at least that's something.

It's not really a big deal, I know - I'm not even all that invested in food so I don't mind all that much. But the thing is, stuff like that is kind of a common thing with her - she is pretty self-centered and keeps changing plans for no other reason than she "doesn't feel like it". She doesn't do it out of spite or even on purpose, but she never really thinks about what other people might want. And it's kind of annoying.

It was a gloomy autumn day. Caerbannog woke up and grumpily thought about how fucking stupid daylight savings is cause shes gotta wake up when dark and will get home when dark, where if the clocks hadn't gone forward an hour she'd be waking up when dark and getting home with some sunlight!

Caerbannog did her morning patrol to ensure all animals are alive. Then she took trouble animal outside. "Go Toilet" says Caerbannog. Overly troubled dog goes toilet. Caerbannog thinks she's beginning to understand the command which is good as troubled dog doesn't have enough fur to stay outside in winter and will need an indoor toilet.

Caerbannog takes troubled dog and they do the morning food routine of you-dont-get-any-food-until-you-calm-down-and-look-at-caerbannog. Troubled dog is catching on so caerbannog spices it up by waving the food around a lot. Troubled dog is not fooled.
Caerbannog gets dressed, throws some pig legs on the dog bed and goes to work. Caerbannog almost misses the bus AGAIN because the fucking thing keeps running 6-8 minutes early.
One bus ride, connecting train and a tram later caerbannog is at work. She puts the chocolate she bought for morning tea in the kitchen and gets to work proof reading the managers thing. (REVENGE OF THE RED PEN MWHAHAH SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT no seriously though that date is important and you got it wrong)
Caerbannog gets in a lively debate about how to phrase one of the headings.

Bla bla bla caerbannog is finally home and it is thundering and troubled dog was only slightly troubled on the walks and now it is sleeping time.

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