[ SECRET POST #3032 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3032 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Ioan Gruffudd/Horatio Hornblower]


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[ebooks tree]


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04.
[Horrible Histories]


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[Burn Notice]


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06.
[Bradley Cooper]


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08.
[Grimm]


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09.
[Assassin's Creed: UNITY]


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10. [POSSIBLE WARNING for suicide]


[David Walliams]


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[Game of Thrones]


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[Nina Dobrev]


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[The Avengers]


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[Fire Emblem: Awakening]


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 01 pages, 019 secrets from Secret Submission Post #433.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

Re: Social etiquette

[lb_lee]

I give them an impressively bullshit answer, and keep elaborating on it until they get the point or give up. It's how I deal with people asking how I have sex.

"It involves handcuffs, an Angora rabbit, and a gallon of melted goat cheese with battery acid."

--Rogan

Re: Social etiquette

[belladonna_took]

People ask you how you have sex!? D:

That's rude and awkward. Why do people want things to be that awkward?

Lol. That's a great tactic for dealing with it.
Next time someone asks me questions about medical stuff I don't want to share, I'm going to tell them about something gross and nasty.

Re: Social etiquette

[(Anonymous)]

So pus, parasites, and putrification galore? Make sure to give them gory details either right before lunch or right after. Then, since they're so fond of intrusive medical questions, ask them why they look sick, and suggest several improbable but horrifying reasons they might be.

Re: Social etiquette

[belladonna_took]

Haha. Yes!

Re: Social etiquette

[lb_lee]

I like the way you think, anon. GUINEA WORMS!

--Rogan

Re: Social etiquette

[diet_poison]

oh gog guinea worms are horrible

fascinating, but so, so horrible

Re: Social etiquette

[lb_lee]

Yup, which makes them perfect for this purpose! Disgusting and yet at the same time morbidly fascinating! Perfect to throw off irritating question askers!

--Rogan

Re: Social etiquette

[diet_poison]

Problem is, I think your average Joe might not necessarily know what a guinea worm is. :|a

Might I suggest hookworms? Or explosive diarrhea?

You could also just say "Ebola", then sneeze loudly, and then tell them you're okay and not to worry and move in for a hug. xD

Re: Social etiquette

[lb_lee]

Well, that's when the EXPLAINING of guinea worms comes into play, of course! >:D Preferably over food!

--Rogan

Re: Social etiquette

[diet_poison]

Oooh. Make sure you do it while they're drinking water, and when you explain the life cycle, squint at their water casually as though you might have seen something in it.

Re: Social etiquette

[lb_lee]

Necrotizing fasciitis! The BEST dinner time conversation!

--Rogan

Re: Social etiquette

[lb_lee]

I can only imagine their sex lives are lacking, since they're so fixated on mine. As it is, I suspect they think that since I do education work on multi, they assume they can ask me about absolutely anything and it's kosher, which is why whenever I do a 101, I flat-out say, "I will not answer questions about my sex life." Just because someone ASKS me something doesn't mean I have to ANSWER.

--Rogan