[ SECRET POST #3034 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3034 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Comments

[fscom]

05. http://i.imgur.com/y7WK2HT.jpg

[(Anonymous)]

haha, me too! Whenever I watch a show, I always google the actors to find their exact height. idek why tbh, it's not like I ever really do anything with the information. I also like knowing the "official" heights of comic book characters and then I get irrationally mad when certain artists don't scale the characters properly (not fanartists, the actual artists for the comics)

[(Anonymous)]

Oh, I understand anger over artists changing the heights. I appreciate actual character models. (That's been part of why I got into arguments with other fans, actually.)

[lb_lee]

Ugh, I hate that. A lot of people forget that Wolverine is actually really fucking short. I think he's shorter than Jean Grey, officially. But a lot of the artists forget.

--Rogan

[kallanda_lee]

Me too. But also for fictional characters.

[ex_mek82]

Not a strange thing to be interested in, I think. I think it's kind of a fun ice breaker at parties or w/e.

(Side note: I surprised a couple of my co-workers by telling them that I'm about 1-2 inches taller than Michael Rooker, and about 4-5 inches shorter than Doug Jones, hehe)

[(Anonymous)]

I'm not obsessed but I like finding out if people are as tall as I think they are because I like men and women who are 6 foot and above.

[skeletal_history]

Do you hang out a lot at celebheights.com? The comments sections there are equal parts hilariuos and maddening. Some people are suuuuper committed to arguing over the heights of people they will never meet or know, down to millimeter.

E: for example, here's the entry for Keanu Reeves. It's like a trainspotters convention.

[(Anonymous)]

He is so smart i think his height is 6ft 2inch probably

idk why, but this is the comment that really got me. Like, was the part about him being smart supposed to be a separate thought? Or do they think that people who are smart must be tall?

[(Anonymous)]

Humans are so WEIRD.

[morieris]

Huh, Lawrence is kind of tall.

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah, for some reason I assumed she was more petite or at least not above average. (I haven't seen her in much, so I wouldn't have really known.)

[(Anonymous)]

That's actually pretty incorrect. She's 5'7. Still on the tall side for women, but definitely not 5'9.

(Also, Josh Hutcherson is probably about 5'5.)

[(Anonymous)]

I'm (ever so slightly) taller than Scarlett Johansson. That makes me strangely happy about my shortass status.

[(Anonymous)]

Sings:

Five foot two, eyes of blue,
But oh! what those five foot could do,
Has anybody seen my girl?

[skeletal_history]

Sings (as my icon, Annette Hanshaw):

...Add six feet of Papa
Five feet of Mama
You get eleven
But I get heaven
'Cause that six feet of Papa belongs to me
Now if you think I'm lying
Try multiplying
Six feet of blisses
Times fifty kisses
Every night we're rehearsing
The answer, you see....

[(Anonymous)]

I had no idea ScarJo was that tiny. She looks taller.

[(Anonymous)]

I like knowing heights too! I don't know why, but I'm such a stickler for heights or anything in canon that has a number attached to it.

Which makes it incredibly annoying for me when people exaggerate the numbers for obvious height differences in ships...

[diet_poison]

So I'm not familiar with Gillian Anderson. When I saw her name I wasn't sure if she was a man or woman, so I Googled her. Kind of disappointed there wasn't a short famous dude on the list when for a second I thought there was :/

[(Anonymous)]

Are you me?

[(Anonymous)]

Not gonna lie. I squeed when I discovered John Oliver is the same height as my husband.

Transcript

[(Anonymous)]

Image: actors and their heights

Text: I am obsessed with knowing heights.

[grish]

I like to look up characters' heights and then I get irrationally happy when I find one who's the same height as me.

I'm not obsessed, but I do like to know them.

[(Anonymous)]

Of course, character heights do not necessary equal actor heights.

[(Anonymous)]

I did not know Pratt was taller than Evans. Not going to lie, for some reason this makes me excited for Star Lord to eventually be on screen with all of them. I sense there will be a joke about it.