[ SECRET POST #3037 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3037 ⌋

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Comments

PURPLE POODLE

[lb_lee]

The worst insult I've ever been paid is a toss-up between a joke about my rape history and how that had unmanned me, that time I was told I would weep over my parents' graves for being such a shitty child but I'd realize it too late, and comparing me to Andy Blake.

Possibly the most hilarious one was actually paid to Gigi, who normally could not give less of a shit. But then someone called her a roleplayer, and she went volcanic. (Apparently that hit a nerve? Of all things?)

No wait, I lied! It wasn't roleplayer! The most hilarious, best insult ever paid me was when someone in all earnestness called me a purple poodle! Man, I just wanted to pat them on their little trolly MRA head and go, "You tried, bro."

--Rogan