[ SECRET POST #3046 ]

[case]

⌈ Secret Post #3046 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Beyonce Knowles]


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[Blake's 7]


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[Spec Ops: The Line]


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[Cell Block Tango]


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[Mortal Kombat]


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[Captain America/Kingsman: The Secret Service]


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[Blake's 7/"Orbit"]


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[Henry V]















Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 01 pages, 014 secrets from Secret Submission Post #435.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

13. http://i.imgur.com/oWKdOxL.jpg
[Blake's 7/"Orbit"]

[(Anonymous)]

Go stick your stupidly long nose up a cow's arse.

[(Anonymous)]

*butthurt slashfan detected*

[(Anonymous)]

You have the manners of an old sea salt.

[intrigueing]

...why?

[(Anonymous)]

Because you have no generosity, no heart, no grace. You are a dried-up boot. Completely lacking in feminine grace, in manners, you cannot smile except to bare your teeth. You are ungenerous, never giving a present, and miserly.

[intrigueing]

...Avon?? Is that you?

[(Anonymous)]

When I criticize you - who I find intolerable...

I can't bear your 'showing off', being so boringly pompous and pretending to be deaf.'

[intrigueing]

Curiouser and curiouser...

[(Anonymous)]

You are the egomaniac of all time and your whole life is devised to receive the standing ovation that you have had at the end of her great personality performance.

Your performance is just one long series of personal mannerisms.

[intrigueing]

Hmmmm...I can't think of any interesting ways forward in this. Can you give me some more? It's worded in a pretty fun way (honest, no sarcasm here.)

[(Anonymous)]

You are less evolved, because the mirror and the man tells you you've reached a state of perfection, never mind that it's subjective and entirely physical.

[(Anonymous)]

For wanting gen, or for wanting a fix-it?

[(Anonymous)]

for being dishonest and rather disturbed.

[(Anonymous)]

...huh? What's dishonest or disturbed about wanting a gen fix-fic?

[(Anonymous)]

the only place you belong is Bellevue Hospital in a straitjacket.

[(Anonymous)]

I'm very interested to hear the context of this, OP! What happened in this episode and why does it need fixing?

[(Anonymous)]

He needs fixing because his skin is as scaly as a dead crocodile. Nothing could ever enliven it or make him look beautiful.

[(Anonymous)]

The guy in the image and another character--the only other character who lasted the whole four seasons alongside him were in a shuttlecraft that had been sabotaged so it was too heavy to reach escape velocity and was going to crash back to the planet. As they tried to lose weight the computer informed the guy that they only needed to lose as much as the other guy weighed in order to make it, and the guy--whose sanity wasn't the best it had ever been due to a long run of Unfortunate Events and who had always been rather self-serving decides to therefore try and throw the other guy out the airlock to save himself, despite all they'd been through together.

IMO, not an OOC moment, but it was gut-wrenching nonetheless because it had been established that he really did care about the other guy... just not as much as he did himself. In the end they found out what was really weighing the ship down and they both survived, but it was pretty much how that relationship left off when the show ended a few episodes later.

[(Anonymous)]

Wow that sounds fascinating. Who were the two characters?

[(Anonymous)]

Avon is the guy in the pic and the other character is Vila. Avon/Vila is my B7 OTP! I've written fix-it fic, but it's absolutely not gen, heh.

Transcript

[(Anonymous)]

Image: screen cap of Avon with a speech bubble: "Keep dreaming, anon."

Text: I want GEN FIX-IT FIC.

[(Anonymous)]

I love that we're still getting B7 secrets. :)

[(Anonymous)]

Wow. I'm in the middle of an S4 watch and am only 2 eps from that one. Can't wait!!! I can feel the angst from here.

Would welcome any links to fix-its of any nature *g*