[ SECRET POST #3049 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3049 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 047 secrets from Secret Submission Post #436.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
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Comments

Tell me a story!

[(Anonymous)]

It could be truth or fiction, anything! Feel like writing? Write away!

Re: Tell me a story!

[(Anonymous)]

I dreamed I was eating a marshmallow and when I woke up my pillow was gone.

Re: Tell me a story!

[(Anonymous)]

All she wanted was a chocolate potato. It was her favorite treat, but she did not have the ingredients to make one. She hopped onto her five legged bubble gum and rode to the mart to get the supplies: chocolate and a bag of potato chips.

The ride was dull and the traffic was fierce for nearly everyone wanted to go see the dragon. She had no need to see or blow it. All she wanted was her treat, damn it.

The brumble butt in font of her kept riding his mosquito into all the trees that were parked and caused a large branch to fall and land in front of her. She squeezed her legs and leaped over it. She continued her way until the soup cleared.

The mart was almost empty save for the gossiping hens gathered around the cheese cart, bickering about the prices and causing the poor kid working there to break out in hives. She ignored the crowd and grabbed a bag of chocolate chips and a bag of potato chips. After paying she made her way home.

Too bad there was a drunk werewolf in front of her house begging for pancakes.

I present to you my favorite result ever of the fanfic drabble generator

[ibbity]

The Adventure Of The Ankylosaurus

Pippin and Starbuck were out for a cream and maroon striped Valentine's walk down the rabbithole. As they went, Starbuck rested her hand on Pippin's retina. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so ululating, Pippin was filled with quixotic dread.

"Do you suppose it's nun-like here?" he asked hamfistedly.

"You heavily embroidered silly," Starbuck said, tickling Pippin with her 72 inch flatscreen TV. "It's completely satiny."

Just then, a standard military issue Ankylosaurus leapt out from behind a cell phone charger and Riverdanced Starbuck in the coccyx. "Aaargh!" Starbuck screamed.

Things looked imported. But Pippin, although he was scintillating, knew he had to save his love. He grabbed a mini Cadbury egg and, like a strong proud black woman who didn't need no man, beat the Ankylosaurus creakily until it ran off. "That will teach you to Riverdance innocent people."

Then he clasped Starbuck close. Starbuck was bleeding sinuously. "My darling," Pippin said, and pressed his lips to Starbuck's inner ear.

"I love you," Starbuck said bootyliciously, and expired in Pippin's arms.

Pippin never loved again.

Re: I present to you my favorite result ever of the fanfic drabble generator

[intrigueing]

D Y I N G

"Riverdanced Starbuck in the coccyx" is my new favorite line (and mental image) :D