[ SECRET POST #3052 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3050 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Falcon Densetsu/F-Zero GP Legends]


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(Stephen Paul Manderson aka Professor Green, Never Mind the Buzzcocks)


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[Elysium]


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[Jeremy Renner]















Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 01 pages, 020 secrets from Secret Submission Post #436.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

Re: Non-Fandom Secrets

[(Anonymous)]

I gave myself a charlie horse while masturbating last night.

I'm sure you can see why this is a secret.

Re: Non-Fandom Secrets

[sarillia]

I strain my muscles all the time because I end up trying to hold my hips at just the right angle to get the right pressure on the right spot. I don't know if I'm weird or if it's just that no one talks about it.

Re: Non-Fandom Secrets

[(Anonymous)]

idk, it seems to still be that last thing that everybody does but nobody wants to talk about. we'll talk about periods more readily than we talk about our fapping habits.

and yeah, it was just like you say - I stretched my leg at the wrong moment. instant boner-killer.

Re: Non-Fandom Secrets

[elialshadowpine]

Not just you. I've done that and managed to partially dislocate a hip. Repeatedly. (Explainable in that I have a condition that causes subluxations, but still... WHY HIPS WHY COULDN'T YOU PICK A BETTER TIME??)

Re: Non-Fandom Secrets

[otakugal15]

Hah, I do that...then I end up sore abdomen muscles and booty muscles. Which would be ok if I wasn't working some place that requires me to pick up various sized and weighted boxes and climb on and off equipment all night.

Re: Non-Fandom Secrets

[(Anonymous)]

Why did you name your horse Charlie? And how did you train him? Asking for a friend.

Re: Non-Fandom Secrets

[(Anonymous)]

I have a deep and shameful Peanuts obsession okay

(no really ilu anon, I loled)

Re: Non-Fandom Secrets

[(Anonymous)]

I have a feeling fapping injuries are more common than anyone thinks.

Also fapping accidents of the "shit I was going at it so hard I knocked the laptop off the bed" variety.