[ SECRET POST #3052 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3050 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Falcon Densetsu/F-Zero GP Legends]


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(Stephen Paul Manderson aka Professor Green, Never Mind the Buzzcocks)


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[Elysium]


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[Jeremy Renner]















Notes:

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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

He has the right to make a tacky and stupid joke. We the audience have the right to say, "Dude that's not funny." That's kind of how this whole Freedom of Speech thing works.

Though I was confused by one of the quotes. When did Black Widow sleep with 4 out of the 6 Avengers? I know the latest film has her developing a bond with Bruce Banner (though they aren't shown doing the horizontal tango so I don't know if it counts as "sleeping with him"). Let's see she kissed Captain America in the Captain America: the Winter Soldier movie, but a kiss is not the same as, y'know, having sex with someone unless I really should have paid more attention during sex ed. She's not romantically involved with Hawkeye in the Marvel Cinematic Universe continuity and I think Thor is more into Natalie Portman than he is Black Widow (and who can blame him. She's Natalie Portman!). I don't think she and Tony Stark ever did it, but I wouldn't be too surprised if they had.

In fact, given that Tony Stark has been established to be a womanizing alcoholic (granted a very charming one), wouldn't it be more accurate to call him a slut, seeing as he's had more sexual partners than Black Widow? But yeah, the old stereotype: a guy who sleeps with a lot of girls is the man, whereas a girl who sleeps with a lot of guys is a slut.

[(Anonymous)]

They call Tony a man whore, which he is.
I am not into the comics but from the MCU movies I don't remember Natasha sleeping around at all, whereas Tony we know he's done so plenty of times with women he barely knows.

[silverr]

Yeah I was wondering this as well. Even MCU-wise, I figured Bruce and Clint, and maaaaybe Tony, but I don't see either Cap or Thor.

[(Anonymous)]

I actually think that was still part of the joke (which I understood as the OTT offended reaction of a spurned wannabe lover. Which, in my eyes, was supposed to poke fun at his own character, not actually insult Natasha, but I guess that went right over the heads of most people.)