[ SECRET POST #3056 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3056 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Comments

Re: Most embarrassing personal sex story you've got

[intrigueing]

I make a freshly chopped black bean salsa with lots of lemon and jalepeno peppers.

I put said salsa in the fridge to chill while I wait for my friends to come over.

I neglect to wash my hands after chopping jalepenos and squeezing lemons.

In the hour or so I have to sit around before my friends arrive, I lock myself in my bedroom and open up some porny fanfic.

You see where this is headed...

Re: Most embarrassing personal sex story you've got

[(Anonymous)]

Ow ow ow ow ow ow...my nether bits are shriveling just imagining it.

Re: Most embarrassing personal sex story you've got

[caerbannog]

You are not alone in this kind of mistake.