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Case ([personal profile] case) wrote in [community profile] fandomsecrets2015-05-17 03:49 pm

[ SECRET POST #3056 ]


⌈ Secret Post #3056 ⌋

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aenrhien: (Keep talking bitch)

Re: Most embarrassing personal sex story you've got

[personal profile] aenrhien 2015-05-18 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, so this one time when a guy I used to be best friends with decided he was curious what it was like to have vaginal sex with someone, but he decided to exploit a loophole so he wouldn't have to think about it as "this one time I had sex with a girl" and ask me, his transgender best friend. We were 15 or 16 at the time, blah blah blah, the details of the arrangement aren't really important, once you get past all the details and such, he couldn't get it up. And bless his poor soul, he tried his best, but soon as the vagina came out, it was like someone flipped a light switch.

We had to solve this problem by handcuffing him to a chair, blindfolding him, and getting his boyfriend on the phone. It was every bit as awkward as it sounds.