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⌈ Secret Post #3068 ⌋

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[William Shatner and Leonard Nimoy]

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[Wild Kratts]

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[Harry Potter/Fleur Delacour]

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[Jennifer Barkley from Parks&Recreation]

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[Handa-kun]

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08. [SPOILERS for Game of Thrones]

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09. [WARNING for child molestation]

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10. [WARNING for mental illness/suicide]

[It's Kind of a Funny Story by Ned Vizzini]

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11. [WARNING for rape]

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I am around.

weirdest sexual experience?

Probably that one time in college where I was experimenting and slept with a guy. Both underwhelming, not pleasant and downright weird.

Like we were both pretty drunk and we were both kinda halfheartedly into it maybe not at all and it's just like neither of us sure what to do, dicks look funny and kinda colder than expected (may have been the condom?) and just kinda...feels weird when it's in you, like an improperly placed tampon, and it was over pretty quick and just all around an awkward event.

My vagina is cringing in remembered awkward. Men, never again.

Do you ever project yourself onto one of the characters in a ship?

What gives you that idea? You get one guess on which fandom I would possibly do that ;)
_YES

Is it icon-related? ;)

Edited 2015-05-30 00:26 (UTC)

_YES

fave smutty scenario?

For me or fanfic?

Both, why not.

FFFfffine

For me: A nice warm house on a cold day, I've come home from work and they've made something delicious like shepards pie and after some cuddles in front of the fire/heater I get to lick and nibble her all over and eventually go down on her and it's all nice and slow and warm with the cutest little noises.
(Orgasm for me = optional)

Fanfic: Noncon/dubcon with a side of objectification and/or betrayal, size disparity and pwp.

What do you want to be when you grow up?

The Average Life Goals twitter

That looks like a pretty cool feed.

Shit like this is my fave:
https://twitter.com/AverageLifeGoal/status/590672001955692545
The emoticons really make it
https://twitter.com/AverageLifeGoal/status/564484460658188288
https://twitter.com/AverageLifeGoal/status/544219079888736257
https://twitter.com/AverageLifeGoal/status/541384678746255360

How bogan are you?

Be honest!

Pretty fucking bogan ;) I've spent more time than I'd like trying to change my speaking patterns and dressing ~citylike~ but when no-one is around i'm a trueblue trackiedakking bogan.

Don't tell any one.

Lmao. I didn't realise I had a trackie problem until my friend opened a drawer in my dresser and it was all trackies. Just. 9 pairs of trackpants. I even had them ordered in piles from "good enough to wear out" to "only for painting".

God help you if you spill a tinny on my nice trackies!
Tucking them into the tops of my ugg boots or gummies makes them look classier, right? Right!?!?

>_> your secret is safe with me.

Fucking love a trackie with ugg boots. UGG BOOTS ARE AWESOME. THEY'RE PRACTICAL AND WARM OKAY. THEREFORE FROM SHEER USEFULNESS THEY ARE CLASSY

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Fucking love a trackie with ugg boots. UGG BOOTS ARE AWESOME. THEY'RE PRACTICAL AND WARM OKAY. THEREFORE FROM SHEER USEFULNESS THEY ARE CLASSY

<_< bogan solidarity

<sub>*sips goon from a mug in trackiedaks and uggs ITS COLD OK

Yewww!

It's a flanno and trackies night for sure.
The french guy my friend lives with tried to get wine glasses down for the goon once. I was like, mate, it's Fruity Lexia. You can only appreciate the full bouquet if you can't see what you're drinking. Plastic movieworld cups or camping mugs, plz.

I'm craving a good backyard bonfire now. It's some sort of primal thing. Everyone gets more bogan if there's fire and alcohol involved. You go hunt down a few lounges on the side of the road and drag them back to Robbo's, I'll run to the servo for some ice.

You know you know at least one person named Robbo.

*sinks further into ground*

_{I know 3 Robbo's...ohgod. I'm more of a bogan than I thought.}

Embrace your true nature!

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