[ SECRET POST #3068 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3068 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

01.
[William Shatner and Leonard Nimoy]


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02.
[Wild Kratts]


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03.
[Harry Potter/Fleur Delacour]


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04.
[Jennifer Barkley from Parks&Recreation]


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07.
[Handa-kun]


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08. [SPOILERS for Game of Thrones]



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09. [WARNING for child molestation]



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10. [WARNING for mental illness/suicide]

[It's Kind of a Funny Story by Ned Vizzini]


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11. [WARNING for rape]













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Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
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Comments

why not

[fingalsanteater]

❤️

Re: why not

[(Anonymous)]

weirdest sexual experience?

Re: why not

[fingalsanteater]

the time I had sex with someone I shouldn't have. it's weird because I still can't believe it happened.

Re: why not

[(Anonymous)]

Does anything about your SO being so much older bother you? Like does he have saggy genitals or sparse hair, or keep telling the same boring stories over and over like my parents do?

Re: why not

[fingalsanteater]

He's actually pretty hairy, tbh.

He has no fucking libido (literally, lol), but I think that's just him, tbh, because he didn't have a libido when he was 29 either.

(he's just put me in a pissy mood, and I could go on and on, tbh, about annoying things, but that's too mean so I will refrain.)

Re: why not

[kallanda_lee]

Who has the best ass, according to you? Real or fictional?

Re: why not

[fingalsanteater]

Oh hm.

gdi probably Sheamus because he's got the thighs too

Re: why not

[caerbannog]

how do you like your dicks?

Re: why not

[fingalsanteater]

In me.

Re: why not

[nightscale]

Have you had any wrestling sex-dreams since you go into it?

Re: why not

[fingalsanteater]

The only one I can remember was the one where I was having a threesome with Roman Reigns and Romda Rousey, but Roman was just laying there, like sleeping? He wasn't really involved? And me and Ronda were 69'ing and it was super explicit. Her labia was all in my face glistening and I was salivating cause her pussy looked so good. And she was eating me out like a fucking champ but we had to be quiet so we wouldn't wake Roman's mom?

All my other wresting dreams are fucking weird and not sexy.

Re: why not

[asecretchord]

What do you want to be when you grow up?

Re: why not

[fingalsanteater]

Haha. Well, I wanted to be a teacher when I grew up, and I do that sometimes at work, so I guess I got my wish. But, I dunno. I want to be a mom when I grow up.