[ SECRET POST #3074 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3074 ⌋

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The jimmies have been rustled >:[

[(Anonymous)]

If my lil cousin interrupts me by looking straight into my eyes, picking up one of his legs like a goddamn flamingo, and letting loose a loud ass fart right in the middle of me asking him what he wants to do today (me being the dutiful babysitter that I am, I try to be accommodating despite his ADHD), do I have the right to be annoyed as hell?

Because I'm annoyed. That little mofo's manipulative as hell, but there will be no using my computer to play games for the rest of today, no siree.

Advice/criticism is welcomed, or feel free to add your own tales of woe about dealing with young children.

Re: The jimmies have been rustled >:[

[(Anonymous)]

Look him straight back in the eyes, pick up one of your legs like a goddamn flamingo, and let out an even bigger fart to establish dominance

Re: The jimmies have been rustled >:[

[(Anonymous)]

The little fiend, he knew that my stockpile of gas was low, and that I would be unable to retaliate in kind.

But believe me, if I had it, I would have delivered the greatest and most majestic fart he has ever seen in his short lifespan. And then as he has been rendered catatonic in sheer reverence of my mighty wind, I would whisper in his ear, "this is how we used to do it in the 90s."

Re: The jimmies have been rustled >:[

[(Anonymous)]

I think you're well within your rights to do that. ADHD or not, he should know that negative behavior can result in negative consequences.

Re: The jimmies have been rustled >:[

[intrigueing]

I laughed so hard and I am still laughing. Apparently I am secretly six years old.

LIKE A GODDAMN FLAMINGO.

Re: The jimmies have been rustled >:[

[(Anonymous)]

Apparently I am also secretly six.

Re: The jimmies have been rustled >:[

[(Anonymous)]

Hell, me too! It made me giggle more than the caption of a flamingo photo (found here: http://tinyurl.com/obsdwqo) did, and I still find myself snickering at that caption from time to time.

Re: The jimmies have been rustled >:[

[(Anonymous)]

Yes you have the right to be annoyed. Kids thrive on knowing you're annoyed though, so try to avoid that if you can.

Only other advice would be that if you set boundaries/consequences for bad behavior then see them through. Do not make empty threats. That's especially true with issues like ADHD, where consistant and enforced boundaries are even more important.

Re: The jimmies have been rustled >:[

[(Anonymous)]

Challenge him to a competition you know you can win easily, like a drinking contest.

Re: The jimmies have been rustled >:[

[(Anonymous)]

Old family friend came over and brought his ridiculously cute 6 year old son, who insists on "helping" me make the vegetable dish I'm serving at dinner, narrating the whole thing as if he was on Food Network. Then he subjected us to some of the worst ever attempts at standup all through dessert.