[ SECRET POST #3076 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3076 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Comments

[fscom]

06. http://i.imgur.com/rPm91j5.jpg

[(Anonymous)]

This has to be one of the most hideous humans I've seen in ages. Ugly face shape, ugly facial hair, fat, etc.

"Fell in love" WTF?

He should be have to wear a bag over his head. And go live in a junkyard out of sight until he loses a bit of weight. Ugly cunt.

[(Anonymous)]

shut it

[(Anonymous)]

What is "it?" The door? The window?

[(Anonymous)]

excuse me, i was unclear

shut your face

[fingalsanteater]

ugly people deserve love too, anon!

(i will love you despite your ugliness, anon. *hugs*)

[(Anonymous)]

Welcome back Ugly!Anon.

[(Anonymous)]

Jim Cornette, why are you trolling Fandom Secrets? Stop it! :P

[(Anonymous)]

lollllllll

[(Anonymous)]

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

[(Anonymous)]

IAWTC.

[(Anonymous)]

lol i wonder who made this secret

that's kind of the thing about wrestling, though, i guess - there's always (especially now) a constant bleedover between kayfabe and reality. it's unavoidable. that was never going to be something that you could keep straight, i don't think.

[fingalsanteater]

there are several people on this board who like kevin owens, just for the record. :P

[(Anonymous)]

lol

you're the best

i know.

[fingalsanteater]

[mithen]

To hell with it, I'll go un-anon for this one, because I didn't make this secret, but I totally could have. :D

Dude is brilliant, confident, witty, and has a gorgeous smile. He can do moonsaults off the top rope. His heel work is flawless and poised, and he can make me feel bad for him even in the middle of a match that I KNOW ends with him wrapping a chair around his best friend's head. He adores his wife, loves his kids, put his real-life career on hold for said best friend in his Ring of Honor days. I totally ship Real Kevin Owens/Personal and Professional Happiness like it's my goddamn job.

[fingalsanteater]

his whole jealousy thing with sami and john cena over his son liking them "better" is what what makes his character so compelling, imo.

[mithen]

Someday I really want to hear an interview with his son about how his dad talked to him about these angles. "See, slugger, I'm...I'm gonna be saying some awful things about John Cena, and...well, I'll be kind of implying you're a little dumb for liking him. But you're not! I'm playing a bad guy, see, and John needs a bad guy to fight him so he can be the good guy that you love, and so I can pay for your college education." :D

[fingalsanteater]

i was just thinking the same thing earlier, lol.

[mithen]

I just gotta...I just gotta talk to someone about this who might have the same reaction I do. And here you are. I heard news that Owens had been removed from the WWE shows for the weekend, and I was worried that maybe he was injured or something. But his wife posted pics of them in Disneyland today. And I'm really half-convinced that he heard himself say something about his son that sounded kind of mean in this last promo (that "he likes Cena, he doesn't know any better" line is pretty harsh), and decided "That's it, cancel my weekend shows, I'm going down to Florida to take Owen to Disneyland," and I'm just...um...kind of a mess of feels now.

Here he is playing in a giant shark with his son: https://instagram.com/p/3mu1a1PYzJ/

Don't tell me this guy isn't the most gorgeous man in the WWE, people.

[fingalsanteater]

Omg yeah. I saw that and dunno. Maybe he's prepping for going to Japan next month? Maybe they are trying to hold off pushing him too hard? Maybe he does feel bad about talking shit about his kid? ;__; I just hope he stays on the main roster and I hope his match with Cena is still good for Sunday. That pic is so cute eeeeeee.

[(Anonymous)]

Well he did sign a full time roster contract recently so, so he's likely permanent on RAW.

[fingalsanteater]

GOOD