[ SECRET POST #3076 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3076 ⌋

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Comments

Ugly surnames

[(Anonymous)]

What are the worst you know?

In English:

Butt/Butts
Dick
Kuntz - a German surname that sucks in an English-speaking context.
Coward - I know, it comes from "cow herd." But it still sucks with this spelling.
Cox
Gay - good luck in elementary school.
Beaton - homophone of beaten, as in you're going to get beaten up for your ugly name.
Cockburn - yeah, it sounds okay, but it looks like something you should see the doctor about.
Tucker - Tucker Tucker bo bucker, fee fi fo....
Longbottom - LOL
Smith/Jones/Johnson - your ancestors weren't very creative, being smiths and being named John, were they?

Re: Ugly surnames

[(Anonymous)]

Never 4get Ugly Johnny Dickshot

Re: Ugly surnames

[(Anonymous)]

Bender.

Re: Ugly surnames

[(Anonymous)]

Glasscock

Re: Ugly surnames

[(Anonymous)]

Cockermouth.

Re: Ugly surnames

[(Anonymous)]

I don't trust anyone with the last name Snyder (or Schneider or any other variation/spelling). It sounds like snide and spider (and cider - I hate cider), so I always think anyone with that name is mean and sneaky.

Re: Ugly surnames

[(Anonymous)]

It's the German equivalent to "Taylor." Snyder, etc. are Anglicized variants of it.

It DOES sound sneaky and snide, though.

(it's occurred to me that schneider literally means "someone who cuts" and "cutting" can be a term for snide, mean, etc.)

Re: Ugly surnames

[herpymcderp]

Cockburn.

No really, there was a girl in my middle school with that surname.

Re: Ugly surnames

[fishnchips]

Now I'm wondering if there's someone on this planet with the unfortunate name "Gaylord Cockburn".

Re: Ugly surnames

[(Anonymous)]

OUCH.

Re: Ugly surnames

[(Anonymous)]

Tits Palmer

Re: Ugly surnames

[(Anonymous)]

You made Tits cry! Don't cry, Tits.

Re: Ugly surnames

[(Anonymous)]

Cobbledick. The first time I saw it written out I thought it said "Gobbledick" and I had to excuse myself so I didn't laugh in front of the poor, poor girl.

Re: Ugly surnames

[(Anonymous)]

Spankie and Orefice. Poor unfortunate souls....

Re: Ugly surnames

[feotakahari]

How about Blatter?

Re: Ugly surnames

[(Anonymous)]

Leaves?

Re: Ugly surnames

[vethica]

In Japanese, the character 尻 (shiri, "butt") crops up in a few surnames. The creator of Pokémon, for example, has the last name 田尻 (Tajiri, "field butt"). My personal favorite has to be 沢尻 (Sawajiri, "swamp butt").

Re: Ugly surnames

[(Anonymous)]

GAYLORD

Re: Ugly surnames

[(Anonymous)]

I helped a customer at work whose surname was "Dickinsheets."

Re: Ugly surnames

[(Anonymous)]

Slutsky or Laycock.

Re: Ugly surnames

[(Anonymous)]

Dick, Butt/s, (Dick Butkus!), Glasscock, Woodcock, Cockburn (I don't care that you pronounce it COE-burn), Laycock/Leacock.

Re: Ugly surnames

[otakugal15]

Uh, I know Kuntz is pronounced, so...no?

Re: Ugly surnames

[(Anonymous)]

Like Cockburn... no, I don't care that it's koontz. It's still funny.

Re: Ugly surnames

[(Anonymous)]

Hooker and Horman. Both were my friends in highschool, And their names were side by side on every list. Hooker was female, Horman was male.

Re: Ugly surnames

[(Anonymous)]

I used to have a neighbor whose last name was Fagg. I'm not kidding.