Case (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
case) wrote in ![[community profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/community.png)
fandomsecrets2015-06-09 06:46 pm
case) wrote in fandomsecrets2015-06-09 06:46 pm
[ SECRET POST #3079 ]
⌈ Secret Post #3079 ⌋
Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.
01.
__________________________________________________
02.
__________________________________________________
03.
__________________________________________________
04.
__________________________________________________
05.
__________________________________________________
06.
__________________________________________________
07.
__________________________________________________
08.
__________________________________________________
09.
__________________________________________________
10.
__________________________________________________
11.
__________________________________________________
12.
__________________________________________________
13.
__________________________________________________
14.
__________________________________________________
15.
__________________________________________________
16.
__________________________________________________
17.
Notes:
Secrets Left to Post: 00 pages, 049 secrets from Secret Submission Post #440.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 1 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.
OP here
(Anonymous) 2015-06-10 12:55 am (UTC)(link)I see it as very much a blend, so I feel like the best fic would be just rewriting an episode of Veep with the appropriate casting.
(Don't think it could go the other way. If Selina were captain and everyone else were crewmen, the space station would be on fire by the end of episode 1. Episode 2 would be the Cardassians showing up and saying, "Whoa, what happened here?" and then Episode 3 is the Dominion just wandering through the wormhole and saying, "Is all of the Alpha Quadrant this stupid? Maybe we should just go back and kick ass around Beta and Delta.")
Re: OP here
(Don't think it could go the other way. If Selina were captain and everyone else were crewmen, the space station would be on fire by the end of episode 1. Episode 2 would be the Cardassians showing up and saying, "Whoa, what happened here?" and then Episode 3 is the Dominion just wandering through the wormhole and saying, "Is all of the Alpha Quadrant this stupid? Maybe we should just go back and kick ass around Beta and Delta.")
PFFFFFFT write that one too.
Re: OP here
(Anonymous) 2015-06-10 02:38 am (UTC)(link)Re: OP here
(Anonymous) 2015-06-10 03:02 am (UTC)(link)"No, Captain."
"Oh...okay."
----
"Oh hey, Kira, you know that Shakaar guy, if you ever want to talk about what happened--"
"Quark, what the fuck are you doing in Ops? You get back to your shitty bar where you BELONG."
----
"Well, I thought that I would try using Garak for some intel--"
"You did WHAT. You're a fucking doctor, not a spy!"
"Well, yeah, but I mean, we've started becoming friends y'know and--"
"TWO THINGS, Bashir. You never take a shit on a Romulan warbird and YOU NEVER. USE. A CARDASSIAN SPY. FOR INTEL. DO YOU KNOW WHY?"
"Captain, with all due respect--"
"It's like using a food replicator to make a dildo, Bashir. It's not very effective, and IT MAKES A FUCKING MESS."
Re: OP here
THIS IS THE BEST IDEA KEEP GOING FOREVER
Re: OP here
(Anonymous) 2015-06-11 02:29 am (UTC)(link)I'm gonna fill #veepspacenine with all sorts of drivel just for you two or three people because I'm just so happy that I'm not alone in this.
Re: OP here