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⌈ Secret Post #3080 ⌋

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[Dead Poets Society]

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[Tobey Macguire]

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[Billy Connolly]

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(Marvel Cinematic Universe/Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.l.D.)

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[Love Live]

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[Life is Strange]

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(Hysterical Literature/Walt Whitman)

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Y'all, I'm just trying to find some good gay porn without twinks and I can't tell you how much forceful spitting into mouths and assholes I've had to endure. Is there no good gay love-making on these thar interwebs?

This is a thing in het porn too. So much spitting during oral sex. Does spit really make things better? The mouth is already wet. I find it a little gross personally.

It doesn't really. The only time I can think of it really being appropriate is when the alternative is bone dry anal, and even then it's just like, that's what blowjobs are for.

Seriously. Like, a mouth can get things wet enough without the need for spit. Spit isn't going to make it that much wetter, just grosser.

Also, oral and then straight to anal is really hot and there needs to be more of that. And also there needs to be more lube in porn because fingers and lube with anal are also really hot.

I don't get why lube is not considered hotter in porn.

For the same reason condoms aren't considered hotter in porn, I guess, because it detracts from the spontaneity. Hell, I'd give my left nut for condoms to be an actual thing in more porn, because in everything I've ever watched they literally just appear on the dick, and they disappear just as mysteriously. I don't want to see the whole "shit do we have a condom" and the following 10 minutes while they try to find them, just like, show these idiots putting one on, inform people that just because you can't get pregnant doesn't mean you can't catch something.

Kind of agreed... and if they can't find a way to make putting a condom on sexy, they're doing porn wrong because it can totally be

Lesbian porn too. So much spitting. D:

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