[ SECRET POST #3089 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3089 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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04. [repeat]


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(Starsky and Hutch, "The Fix")


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[Girls Next Door]


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[Star Wars]


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[Freaks and Geeks]


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11. http://i.imgur.com/ZIfyXSQ.png
[Sense8, OP marked nsfw for image of (used?) strap-on]


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12. [SPOILERS for Dragon Age Inquisition]



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13. [SPOILERS for Game of Thrones]



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14. [SPOILERS for Avengers Age of Ultron]




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15. [SPOILERS for The Wicked + The Divine]



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16. [SPOILERS for Finding Carter]



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17. [WARNING for RL death]

[Dragon Age]


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18. [WARNING for suicide]



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19. [WARNING for rape]


































Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 00 pages, 000 secrets from Secret Submission Post #441.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

What's the weirdest fanfic you've ever read?

[(Anonymous)]

I know all of us have probably read some weird fanfic. But what was the fanfic that made you actually say "woah, too much"?

Re: What's the weirdest fanfic you've ever read?

[herpymcderp]

I don't think anything I have read has made me think "too much", but I did read a Professor Layton fic where the sidekick kid (aged up) got mpregnant and gave birth to a car.

It was funny as hell, actually.

Re: What's the weirdest fanfic you've ever read?

[(Anonymous)]

The one where Harry Potter becomes a catboy who then gives birth to Voldemort's kittens.

Re: What's the weirdest fanfic you've ever read?

[(Anonymous)]

It was awhile ago so the details might be wrong but I remember reading a SPN Big Bang fic where Dean and Sam were turned into giant Carebears.

Re: What's the weirdest fanfic you've ever read?

[(Anonymous)]

Gundam Wing fic where the pilot's Gundam was jealous of his sexual relationship with another pilot and had tentacle sex with him to show him who he belongs to.

Re: What's the weirdest fanfic you've ever read?

[(Anonymous)]

Still the insane, > 100 chapter Harry Potter one on fanfic where part of Harry's soul gets stolen and then he goes completely super-Saiyan on the setting and starts to violently oppose Dumbledore and Snape (who have totes been evil geniuses the whole time, and also like to clone students for sexual purposes and all kinds of insane stuff), and also the Weaselys are evil, and Harry ends up with Luna and Hermione, and they all get amazing magical fairy bodies and have sex all the time, and I remember in the later chapters the author had to put in an author's note apologizing to Muslims and jesus christ it was crazy

Re: What's the weirdest fanfic you've ever read?

[fingalsanteater]

Hard question...

I can't remember what tag I was sorting by on AO3 - I think it might've been the daddy kink tag - and I ended up finding the section of the Supernatural fandom that is all pedophilia, and age-regression pedophilia and whatnot. There is surprisingly a lot of it with high kudo counts. Just reading the synopsises of the fics made me go "whoa, that's... gross."

Re: What's the weirdest fanfic you've ever read?

[(Anonymous)]

The infamous Draco skullf*cking one.

Re: What's the weirdest fanfic you've ever read?

[(Anonymous)]

I posted a secret about the weirdest fanfic I ever read. Responses were pretty negative. http://fandomsecrets.dreamwidth.org/962038.html?thread=721283574#cmt721283574

Re: What's the weirdest fanfic you've ever read?

[comradesmiler]

The "I Am Groot" NSFW fanfic.

Re: What's the weirdest fanfic you've ever read?

[kaijinscendre]

The Legolas/Aragorn one I've mentioned before.

Or the Yu-Gi-Oh where Kaiba and Joey have sex in different ways to emulate animals. Like...they skydived and had sex because hawks do that....

TW for...idek but one probably applies here

[(Anonymous)]

I've mentioned this one on here before, but the oddest fic I've read is probably that one Glee fic posted on the kink meme where Blaine puts a weird worm creature-thing up Kurt's butt and gets off on the fact that the worm is eating Kurt from the inside. I remember a lot of descriptions about Kurt crying and reluctantly orgasming from the worm. I think Kurt might have died in the end of the fic, but I can't remember (or it might have laid eggs inside of him. maybe that was another fic though, idk. the kink meme had a lot of weird stuff going on so it's hard to keep straight)

Re: What's the weirdest fanfic you've ever read?

[loracarol]

Well, there was that Glee pleasure worm one that Chard linked.

One where Kuzco gets raped by Elmo (yes, the Sesame Street character).

And then there was one that wasn't the weirdest weirdest, but it was surprise Susan/Lucy porn (and on FF.net, so it wasn't like it was tagged & I had ignored the tags). That definitely made me step back, metaphorically.

Ooh, and Muldoon/Clever Girl from Jurassic Park! That was odd.

Re: What's the weirdest fanfic you've ever read?

[(Anonymous)]

It's a toss-up between Psychotic Jedi Fuckfest and Psychotic Star Wars Fuckfest.

Thank you, Arco, for that image of Mace Windu riding Yoda like a speeder bike. And hearing Leia's wish to have her brother's abortions.

Re: What's the weirdest fanfic you've ever read?

[cloud_riven]

There's this Shizuo/Izaya DRRR fic I couldn't stop reading, about Shizuo being turned into a kitten through reasons I can't recall, ends up getting stomped around Ikebukuro by asshole randoms, and winds up getting picked up from the gutter by Izaya.

This would be some rather blah crack fluff about pets and shipping, and Shizuo seeing the total author's vision of Izaya's soft side and totally justifiable reasons for being a shitbag. All romantic yaddayadda yadda.

Anyways, the turning point for me is when Izaya goes to investigate why Shizuo is missing on some night, unknowingly carrying the guy in his hoodie, and is ambushed by a gang of doujinshi rapists, who force the "cat" down to watch his "owner" get assaulted. After they leave him in need of very immediate medical attention, Izaya starts talking to the cat about how this sort of thing happens on such a regular basis it makes him wish Shizuo, the guy whose life he purposefully sabotages all the time, would come by to save him like a real knight in shining armor.

I'm not very good at stopping at the "woah, too much". I managed to pull out of this when there was no new chapters at the time after the Disneyland part, where there is a romcom scene of yelling lovey dovey things over the intercom thing to get Izaya to stop hiding in Disneyland of Japan.

Re: What's the weirdest fanfic you've ever read?

[nightscale]

Werewolf porn with the werewolf character being in wolf-mode with their human partner, I'm still not entirely sure why I read the whole thing but I did.

Re: What's the weirdest fanfic you've ever read?

[philstar22]

I think the one that made me say "too much" was the torture fic that turned into forced self-cannibalism. Turns out that is a line for me that I didn't know existed.

Re: What's the weirdest fanfic you've ever read?

[(Anonymous)]

I was the one to complain yesterday.

Re: What's the weirdest fanfic you've ever read?

[aenrhien]

When I was in my young teens, I read a drarry fic in which Harry gives Draco a coffee enema, then drinks the coffee out of his ass (with chunks of shit in it, I should add).

This fic is the reason I can't smell coffee without getting nauseated anymore. Swore off men for the longest time, too.

Re: What's the weirdest fanfic you've ever read?

[(Anonymous)]

I can't believe no one in this thread has mentioned Thirty Hs yet! That thing is the ULTIMATE weird fanfic. And the weirdness increases with each chapter!

...aside from that, one of my fandoms has an infamous fic where a minor character has sex with his refrigerator. Which is pretty fucking weird.

Re: What's the weirdest fanfic you've ever read?

[dahli]

Goddamn misfire, but as I was saying...

It involved the personification of South Italy, Jigglypuff, and a priest with a shotgun. Maybe I should look for it.

Re: What's the weirdest fanfic you've ever read?

[hamimi_fk]

I've probably read weirder ones but the one that jumps to mind was a Digimon fic where the S1 kids had daisy chain sex together. I was like, no no no, and then little TK joined and I noped the fuck out of there. This was forever ago on FFN. x.x I'm still traumatized by it.

Re: What's the weirdest fanfic you've ever read?

[takaraikarin]

Ugh, I can't believe I can't think of anything properly out there. I know I've read some, but maybe the fact that I usually backbutton so fast made it harder to remember.

The only thing I remember is this HP fic where Harry went all dark!Harry on the Dursleys. There were Imperius sex involved. I was properly traumatized.

Re: What's the weirdest fanfic you've ever read?

[grlgoddess]

I have a list:
Jesus/Hitler
Goku/Anne Frank (Goku and Hitler go Super Saiyan and fight)
Care Bear gang bang
Minesweeper where the question mark commits suicide? Something like that. There is suicide and it is really well done and touching. And about Minesweeper.

Re: What's the weirdest fanfic you've ever read?

[mimi-sardinia.livejournal.com]

I once attempted to read Celebrian. I didn't get far.