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case) wrote in
fandomsecrets2015-06-19 06:36 pm
[ SECRET POST #3089 ]
⌈ Secret Post #3089 ⌋
Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.
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04. [repeat]
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(Starsky and Hutch, "The Fix")
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[Girls Next Door]
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[Star Wars]
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[Freaks and Geeks]
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11. http://i.imgur.com/ZIfyXSQ.png
[Sense8, OP marked nsfw for image of (used?) strap-on]
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12. [SPOILERS for Dragon Age Inquisition]

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13. [SPOILERS for Game of Thrones]

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14. [SPOILERS for Avengers Age of Ultron]

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15. [SPOILERS for The Wicked + The Divine]

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16. [SPOILERS for Finding Carter]

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17. [WARNING for RL death]
[Dragon Age]
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18. [WARNING for suicide]

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19. [WARNING for rape]

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Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
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Re: What's the weirdest fanfic you've ever read?
This would be some rather blah crack fluff about pets and shipping, and Shizuo seeing the total author's vision of Izaya's soft side and totally justifiable reasons for being a shitbag. All romantic yaddayadda yadda.
Anyways, the turning point for me is when Izaya goes to investigate why Shizuo is missing on some night, unknowingly carrying the guy in his hoodie, and is ambushed by a gang of doujinshi rapists, who force the "cat" down to watch his "owner" get assaulted. After they leave him in need of very immediate medical attention, Izaya starts talking to the cat about how this sort of thing happens on such a regular basis it makes him wish Shizuo, the guy whose life he purposefully sabotages all the time, would come by to save him like a real knight in shining armor.
I'm not very good at stopping at the "woah, too much". I managed to pull out of this when there was no new chapters at the time after the Disneyland part, where there is a romcom scene of yelling lovey dovey things over the intercom thing to get Izaya to stop hiding in Disneyland of Japan.