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Case ([personal profile] case) wrote in [community profile] fandomsecrets2015-06-20 03:49 pm

[ SECRET POST #3090 ]


⌈ Secret Post #3090 ⌋

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Re: your RPS ships

(Anonymous) 2015-06-20 08:39 pm (UTC)(link)
AYRT

I don't find Pitbull appealing at all. I still ship it though because Enrique tries so hard to be badass and cool in all their music and videos together but can never quite make it, and Pitbull can pull that off and make it look easy, and Enrique is trying so hard to be like sempai and keeps wanting to work with him and... okay, Enrique is older but well you get the point
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Re: your RPS ships

[personal profile] fingalsanteater 2015-06-20 09:08 pm (UTC)(link)
omg this sounds hilarious.

do you have any, like, recs for particular vids or fics or anything?

Re: your RPS ships

(Anonymous) 2015-06-20 09:20 pm (UTC)(link)
No, if only because I don't know anyone else that ships this

I can only recommend you actual music videos featuring Pitbull in which Enrique tries to be badass but fails horribly
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Re: your RPS ships

[personal profile] fingalsanteater 2015-06-20 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll take it. Also, I want to hear more about this ship because I'm really in love with your description. Like you should write fic and I'd def read it.
Edited 2015-06-20 21:30 (UTC)

Re: your RPS ships

(Anonymous) 2015-06-20 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
I collect vids where Enrique tries very hard to be sexy but only manages to be awkward and adorable and slightly confused next to Pitbull

spoilers: it's practically every time they're in a video together

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9_n8jakvWU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUiVIPgJA0o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klk8QPcfFYQ

https://youtu.be/oLt3oQZUs9c?t=164 look at the awkward he's like a puppy that wants attention
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Re: your RPS ships

[personal profile] fingalsanteater 2015-06-20 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL thank you so much.

Omg so I watched them and wow. THANKS FOR THE NEW SHIP YOU AWFUL PERSON.

(I actually think Pitbull is hot in a way where I think he's ugly but I'd so have sex with him?)

Pitbull and Enrique are feeling up some chicks at a party but they can't stop looking at each other? And Enrique is feeling up the booty but suddenly he wishes it where Pitbull's booty and he totally realizes he has a crush on Pitbull because he's just so cool and awesome and... sigh. And, like, Pitbull isn't dumb and he knows - he's known, but he's not saying anything because Enrique is not saying anything but, you know, I mean, if Enrique ever made a move, Pitbull would be game because it's fucking Enrique and he's hot and he's a legend and he's really, really adorable.
Edited 2015-06-20 22:13 (UTC)

Re: your RPS ships

(Anonymous) 2015-06-20 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Pitbull is cool and confident, that definitely does it for some people even when physical appearance doesn't, I get that

I Like It is so slashy the way the video is cut, part of the time it makes it look like they're addressing each other. Ne-Yo and Pitbull in "Everything" also had that problem

I am slowly realizing Pitbull is in a lot of unintentionally gay sounding things
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Re: your RPS ships

[personal profile] fingalsanteater 2015-06-20 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
"unintentionally"

Uh huh.

I like It was def the slashiest.

Re: your RPS ships

(Anonymous) 2015-06-20 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
https://youtu.be/vW6E4ndHAZM?t=320 I ship it :|
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Re: your RPS ships

[personal profile] fingalsanteater 2015-06-20 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
OH WOW THAT WAS CUTE

When Pitbull started rapping Enrique was like "OMG THAT'S AMAZING. CHECK OUT MY BOY, GUYS! HE'S THE BEST. WOW!"

Re: your RPS ships

(Anonymous) 2015-06-20 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
the ending of the "I Like It" music video is the funniest, Enrique comes out the presumably awesome party and sits on the steps all alone while Pitbull is presumably still in there with all the girls
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Re: your RPS ships

[personal profile] fingalsanteater 2015-06-20 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
YEP. He was def thinking about his boy Pitbull and how he was gonna get into his pants.