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⌈ Secret Post #3090 ⌋

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Comments

how do you get a guys jizz whiter?

[(Anonymous)]

So porn has guys with crisp white streams of man juice, while my guy has small amounts of off-white grossness.

Anyone know why this is? any ideas what I should be feeding him to get the good stuff?

CW: Above post was TMI

Re: how do you get a guys jizz whiter?

[(Anonymous)]

More sugar in his diet.

Re: how do you get a guys jizz whiter?

[(Anonymous)]

for real?

Re: how do you get a guys jizz whiter?

[(Anonymous)]

Yes. And to balance out any smell issues, have him eat green veggies like asparagus.

Re: how do you get a guys jizz whiter?

[(Anonymous)]

OP here: he has type 1 diabetes, does this change anything?

Re: how do you get a guys jizz whiter?

[(Anonymous)]

DA

Anon is trolling you. Asparagus is one of the things generally recommended against.

Google would help you out more

Re: how do you get a guys jizz whiter?

[(Anonymous)]

Why'd you have to rat me out so soon? :(

Re: how do you get a guys jizz whiter?

[(Anonymous)]

person is asking for legit advice about a genuine problem and you're being a total asshat. Loser.

Re: how do you get a guys jizz whiter?

[(Anonymous)]

You have a genetically inferior male. There are better specimens out there, but as you rarely get to see their seed prior to engaging in a sexual relationship, it's a bit of trial and error.

Re: how do you get a guys jizz whiter?

[(Anonymous)]

This is why we need a database containing the full genetic code of all males, tbh

Re: how do you get a guys jizz whiter?

[(Anonymous)]

Pineapple. For real. And lots of it. Trust.

Re: how do you get a guys jizz whiter?

[(Anonymous)]

for whiteness: zinc, vitamis c and e

if you wanna increase the thickness, try orange juice and a gluten-free diet (no bread, pizza, pasta, etc)

pineapples are good for taste

Oh and just to make sure his junk is working properly, you should give him a prostate massage to ease the flow.
He might object at first if he's not into backdoor parties, but you're only concerned for his health! He'll understand.

Re: how do you get a guys jizz whiter?

[(Anonymous)]

Just don't swallow at all.

Re: how do you get a guys jizz whiter?

[(Anonymous)]

And here I thought that whiteness was achieved due to video editing. Silly me.

Re: how do you get a guys jizz whiter?

[(Anonymous)]

lol awww