[ SECRET POST #3091 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3091 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

What logic is this. Most MMFR fans have seen it at least 2+ times plus the movie did well for being an R-RATED flick and has critical backing. Of course JW is gonna outsell it for nostalgia + dinosaurs + kid/family factor. Age of Ultron did better than Mad Max too and no one in their right mind is calling that trainwreck of a movie a masterpiece.

And Max having no character (which FYI is a fucking trope, ever heard of Ishmael from Moby Dick?? This isn't new.) in FR doesn't negate the rest of the characterization of Furiosa, Nux, and the Wives in the movie. If you want to play it that way, then half of Jurassic World's characters had ziltch. Tell me, wtf was the point of Claire's assistant besides her brutal death? Or Barry's character outside of being Owen's helper? Likewise the important people in Jurassic World outside of Dr. Wu are laughable and as deep as a puddle.

Jurassic World is a popcorn movie and I enjoy it for what it is, but shitting on MMFR isn't going to change the fact that JW is a brainless popcorn movie. You want a smart movie with dinosaurs that has depth and is comparable to Fury Road, go wank off to Jurassic Park like everyone else is.

[(Anonymous)]

Oh God, just go back to flicking your bean to Tom Hardy

[(Anonymous)]

10/10 real mature. Maybe here's a response you'll understand. I'll stop once you finish flicking yours to Chris Pratt.