[ SECRET POST #3095 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3095 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Poets of the Fall]


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[The Authority/Stormwatch/Midnighter]


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[Anthony Bourdain/Parts Unknown]


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 01 pages, 010 secrets from Secret Submission Post #442.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 1 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

tmi horrible smutty stuff

[fingalsanteater]

Because I'm not even going to make a secret because you guys will call me out anyway so what's the point.

But, I've finally decided I want Kevin Owens to come on my face and call me a slut. I liked him before, but wasn't commited to wanting to fuck him until last night.

Re: tmi horrible smutty stuff

[diet_poison]

this comment made me laugh so hard

not laughing at you, I promise, just the way you put stuff. I love it.

Re: tmi horrible smutty stuff

[fingalsanteater]

It is kind of funny when I read it back, so I get you. :D

Re: tmi horrible smutty stuff

[(Anonymous)]

Kevin isn't a sexy name.

Kevin is the annoying brat who disrupts class every day. Kevin steals your pencils and breaks them. Kevin beats you up every recess and never gets in trouble.

I'm guessing as an adult, Kevin would want to be a slut (though being male, he wouldn't think of promiscuity in himself as slutty). But he wouldn't accomplish it because of his straggly hair, excess weight, beer belly, and obnoxious personality.

Re: tmi horrible smutty stuff

[(Anonymous)]

Okay, I googled "your" Kevin, and he basically looks like my mental image of an adult Kevin. Fat, somewhere between young and middle-aged, ugly beard, and a dumb-as-a-brick face.

Re: tmi horrible smutty stuff

[fingalsanteater]

oh lol, nonnie, <3

Re: tmi horrible smutty stuff

[fingalsanteater]

did you mean to actually describe kevin owens, or?