[ SECRET POST #3101 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3101 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 031 secrets from Secret Submission Post #443.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 1 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

5 is a massive spoiler for the third film. please put it behind a link with a warning.

[(Anonymous)]

"Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS."
"Expand( More! )"

It already is.

[(Anonymous)]

Fuck off shithead.

[(Anonymous)]

That warning hasn't meant shit for ages. We've been ignoring it and calling for ever more spoiler warnings for so long we might as well not even have it anymore. In fact, we're at the point that every secret that isn't about the submitter's personal drama ought to be behind a link. So that is two or three secrets every week that would be externally linked.

[(Anonymous)]

If you're against more linking, argue against the original OP, not me.

[(Anonymous)]

Oh fuck off, it has been out for years.

[(Anonymous)]

It's been out for one year.

[(Anonymous)]

Did you time travel from 2013?

[(Anonymous)]

Three years. The supposed "spoiler" is not what happens anyway.

[(Anonymous)]

looks like SOMEONE'S been flashy-thingy'd.

[(Anonymous)]

Is it? i;ve seen all three but don't remember this at all. Prob cuz it was terrible.

[(Anonymous)]

SPOILER: It's not even an accurate spoiler.

[(Anonymous)]

it's been out for ages, anyone who would actually care has seen it already

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...This might be the stupidest comment I've ever read in my entire life.

And that's saying something.

Not every person who ever could care about a certain movie series manages to see it right as it comes out.

[(Anonymous)]

...3 years is not right when it comes out.

[(Anonymous)]

The "spoiler" in the comment doesn't even happen in the movie like anon implies it does.

[(Anonymous)]

men in black isn't exactly revered for its story twists. no one cares.

[(Anonymous)]

Jesus Christ dies and then he comes back.
Hamlet dies.
Romeo and Juliet die.
Gilgamesh loses the plant of youth to a snake.
In Planet of the Apes, the planet was Earth all along.
Luke and Leia are siblings.

[(Anonymous)]

This spoiler warning/rule policing trolling is getting older than Methuselah.

[(Anonymous)]

Thanks to people like you no one takes seriously any request for spoiler warnings when it's really needed.

[(Anonymous)]

It's never needed. It's a nicety. People need to get out of this entitled mentality.

[(Anonymous)]

Yes, we all should be rude and ruin everything to everyone.

Now, quick, please spoil something that'll air tomorrow so we can wank about those poor delicate snowflakes.

[(Anonymous)]

HI LAWYER ANON

[(Anonymous)]

Maybe at least make mention that it has spoilers for MIBIII. That way people at least have a chance to scroll on by if they haven't seen the film.

But seriously, it's been two years since the third film. Those interested in the movie have likely seen it by now.

[(Anonymous)]

It's Men are the new Black. No1Curr.