[ SECRET POST #3107 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3107 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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02.
[Fire Emblem: Fates]


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03.
[Ocean's 11]


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04.
[Little Nicky]


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05.
[Devil Survivor 2]


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06.
[Sens8]


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08.
[Mariqueen Reznor]


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09.
[Battle Creek]


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10.
[Lucifer (TV)]


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11.
[Neil Gaiman]









Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 037 secrets from Secret Submission Post #444.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

03. http://i.imgur.com/DJYSY1Z.jpg
[Ocean's 11]

Transcript by OP

[fscom]

I don't mind that I'll never get a letter from Hogwarts but I'll always regret that nobody will ever recruit me for an immaculately planned casino heist.

[(Anonymous)]

I feel you

[(Anonymous)]

Same.

[(Anonymous)]

I never really understood the Hogwarts thing because as interesting as it looks from the outside I'm pretty sure as soon as it became school and classes and work, I'd get bored of it and fuck off with my magic elsewhere

[(Anonymous)]

I was going to say that the Hogwarts letter would be less dangerous, on the knee-jerk instinctive idea that crime is more dangerous than school, and then I remembered: Hogwarts. The school where, on a very good day, and even barring various dark forces being somehow involved, you can end up horribly injured for sneezing wrong in at least three classes and/or forgetting which stairs wants to pitch you over the railings for wearing blue on a Tuesday.

[(Anonymous)]

I had the same argument when the comparison between going to Hogwarts or going with the Doctor came up in another forum. Yeah, the Doctor might put you in danger, but he will put all his time and energy into trying very hard to keep you safe. The staff at Hogwarts just says "Oh by the way, everything in this school is wildly unpredictable and dangerous. Good luck with that!"

[(Anonymous)]

You are in luck, op, I happen to have an opening on my planned casino heist. I'll need you to run in the front door wearing a fake suicide vest and waving an uzi to create a distraction for me and the rest of the guys to sneak out the back with the takings. Are you in?

[(Anonymous)]

Haha! I think you're being wildly optimistic in calling this a "plan".

[(Anonymous)]

Oh but it is very tightly plotted indeed, well the bit with me and the guys anyway. If you are in then just let me know and I'll send you a burner phone. Don't try and fiddle with it though, it has a little bit of C4 in it so it can self-destruct in case of problems.

[(Anonymous)]

Never say never - Saul* was in his 70s/80s when Danny recruited him in 2001 movie!

*or should I say Limon Zerga

[cloud_riven]

ME TOO :(

I want to be the guy that's recruited, in the circle of trust, and throw it in everyone's faces by betraying you all. Maybe you can heist the treasure back if I ran off with it. Every heist team has one of those guys, and I'm calling dibs.

[dwell_ondreams]

I like this comment.

[elaminator]

I don't think I would be much use in such a situation, but that doesn't stop me from wanting it.

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah, I feel much the same way.