[ SECRET POST #3109 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3109 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Sense8]


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[Gatchaman Crowds]


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[Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog]


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[Twin Peaks]


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[Blue Beetle]


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[Metroid]


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[God, the Devil and Bob]


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[The Cell (2000)]


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Secrets Left to Post: 01 pages, 015 secrets from Secret Submission Post #444.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

Wow, I cannot believe my mom stooped so low...

[(Anonymous)]

My mom called my doctor and said to him "What's the most accurate measurement for weighing?"
The doctor said "An underwater weighing test"
And just like that, my mom said "Yes. When can my son and my daughter can take it?" and the doc said "Today at 2pm."

So, I didn't bother taking a shower and so did my sister too, so I had to get into a special swimming suit(tight pants...Ugh).

My sister said "Can I pull my hair down to a ponytail?" The doctor said "No."
So my sister with her long, blonde hair went underwater with 8 seconds and had she must enjoyed it..but I didn't.

Re: Wow, I cannot believe my mom stooped so low...

[(Anonymous)]

????

Re: Wow, I cannot believe my mom stooped so low...

[(Anonymous)]

You want a detailed summary of what happened today? Alright, here goes:

My mom wanted to do something instead of weighing myself on a scale. She heard about a underwater weighing test from my doctor last year and she wanted to give it a try to both, myself and my sister.

She called the doctor and wanted to schedule an appointment for my sister and I and today was the only day they could get us in. So my mom told both of us you don't need to take a shower if you don't want to(since I got up at 12pm and she got up at 12:30p.m.)

It goes on from there with the underwater weighing at the doctor's office.

Re: Wow, I cannot believe my mom stooped so low...

[(Anonymous)]

I have never heard of this before...

Re: Wow, I cannot believe my mom stooped so low...

[(Anonymous)]

What

Re: Wow, I cannot believe my mom stooped so low...

[(Anonymous)]

But why are you copy/pasting posts from 2007?

Re: Wow, I cannot believe my mom stooped so low...

[(Anonymous)]

what

Re: Wow, I cannot believe my mom stooped so low...

[(Anonymous)]

http://www.ign.com/boards/threads/wow-i-cannot-believe-my-mom-stooped-so-low.136316639/

Oh I get it

[insanenoodlyguy]

The sister had to wear pants and a bra, so she enjoyed minutes of going underwater.

OP didn't take a shower and she didn't too.

Before she got into the tank, you see girls 'pretend' to pull their hair into ponytails, but they don't. That's what she did.

Re: Oh I get it

[(Anonymous)]

So is OP trying to say her sister is hot?

I'm lost here.

Re: Oh I get it

[insanenoodlyguy]

Sister's hair got wet is what was said.

Re: Wow, I cannot believe my mom stooped so low...

[(Anonymous)]

Why do you need such a precise weight measurement? What's wrong with an actual scale?

Re: Wow, I cannot believe my mom stooped so low...

[(Anonymous)]

Oh, so this is some time loop where you're stuck in 2007? Okay.

Re: Wow, I cannot believe my mom stooped so low...

[(Anonymous)]

This thread is now about waffles.

Re: Wow, I cannot believe my mom stooped so low...

[(Anonymous)]

I fucking love waffles, but I don't have a waffle iron. :(

Re: Wow, I cannot believe my mom stooped so low...

[(Anonymous)]

I want to buy a waffle iron so I can put tater tots in it.

Re: Wow, I cannot believe my mom stooped so low...

[(Anonymous)]

Belgian waffles are best waffles.

I shall cook waffles tomorrow.

Wait, where is OP's grandmother's waffle recipe that you sent to Martin Freeman, case??

Re: Wow, I cannot believe my mom stooped so low...

[(Anonymous)]

One of these days, I'm going to try making mochi waffles.

Re: Wow, I cannot believe my mom stooped so low...

[(Anonymous)]

you forgot to add in the incest subtext that made the thread funny

Re: Wow, I cannot believe my mom stooped so low...

[(Anonymous)]

Is this.. incomplete? I read it twice, trying to get the joke/shocker, but just don't understand what's going on.

Re: Wow, I cannot believe my mom stooped so low...

[(Anonymous)]

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

What are we thinking

[(Anonymous)]

Same troll from 2007? Or someone copying old troll?

Re: What are we thinking

[(Anonymous)]

I'm actually not sure the person from 2007 was a troll. Nor am I sure the copypasta here is trolling; just seems like a bit of fun.

Re: What are we thinking

[ill_omened]

I don't think the original perosn was a troll. A lot of it reads as heavily autistic.

Re: Wow, I cannot believe my mom stooped so low...

[(Anonymous)]

You're not obese, you're stocky!