[ SECRET POST #3111 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3111 ⌋

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[Peaky Blinders - not a repeat]


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Re: Worst movies you've watched

[(Anonymous)]

600 kilos d'or pur
A bunch of fuckers steal 600 kilos of gold (that's roughly 1200 pounds of gold in freedom units) from super angry bad guys who exploit the poor indigenous people of Guyana or wherever it was shot. Or something. I remember it hitting every terrible and cheesy plot about survival movies ever. Thing is their escape plan goes FUBAR and they have to crawl through the jungle with their box of gold, while being chased by the bad guys. So there's the fucker who goes cray and tries to kill everyone and keep the gold for himself. There's the honest man who does this in remembrance for his friend who dies. He also wants to bang his dead friend's wife. The wife comes with them for some reason. She also makes their escape plan go FUBAR in the first place because she went all white savior on the poor indigenous people while everyone was busy stealing a shitton of gold from very angry South African mercenaries or whatever.

ANYWAY I don't remember much of it outside of ridiculous plans (at one point a helicopter blows up and instead of just showing it blow up, we see the eye of an alligator reflecting the explosion of the helicopter. I'm sure this is some very deep symbolism. I still haven't figured it out). There was also a fight with the hero and a mercenary but it was a recorded movie and the record fucked up right then so I missed it. Then hero confessed his love to dead friend's wife. In the morning he hears a chopper so he tells her to hide with the gold and he goes on top of the hill. And then there's a mega zoom on his face and there is the single manly tear rolling down his cheek while loud violin music plays in the background. ARE YOU SAD YET? Then he eats a missile and dies. The film ends when the poor indigenous people of Guyana find the gold and the dead friend's wife happily live with them ever after. THE END.