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[ SECRET POST #389 ]

⌈ Secret Post #389 ⌋

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I am not poking fun at anyone for experiencing those things. I'm poking fun at people who somehow think it's normal to post about those deeply personal things on a public message board to people who are pretty much strangers. Frequently it sounds like you're just trying to outdo one another about who has had it worse. At the same time you make fun of people who do the same thing at the Arena, so don't think I'm falling for your indignant attitude. One of the most digusting examples was when you people piled on that poor woman who was trying to leave an abusive husband because she had elected to have kids with him early on.

I dislike you mostly because a large lot of you are nasty haters and another lot are weak and fall all over yourselves to let the others step all over you after which you thank them for it. For the most part you have hugely inflated images of your intelligence and relish in mocking others you consider beneath you.

Consider this a taste of your own attitude minus the rancidness. And you're right that I lurk. My real-life friends and I find it like tracking Britney Spears escapades: a train wreck you can't stop watching no matter how gory it gets. You've provided us with several minutes of unbridled amusement and a few lunch topics. We're even debating whether you all share some unspecified pscyhological disorder that prevents you from seeing how abnormal most of you are and what it should be called. The fact that you even care what I think is one of the symptoms. You all care way too much what everyone else thinks about everything while you pretend you have oodles of self-confidence and attitude. You've found your little power corner and you dwell in it with such glee this little piece of cyber turf you've carved out and defend from imaginary encroachment. It's about as pathetic as watching Sylvester Stallone in the new Rambo movie.

Don't confuse my patronage with care. For the sake of argument, it's been real fun watching you roll around in the mud trying to find a way to justify reasons you stalk people on a particular board and make a mental note of everything they do just to bring it up later. Issues come and go in ponyland, that's the nature of humans. We love, we hate. But you, you dwell. You dwell and you harbor it, and then you think it makes you better than them because you "watch it like a train wreck." No, you watch, because you're looking for your name. No doubt, when it's brought up you lash out in an underhanded manner like this, and think that it somehow justifies you.

The truth, dear Jane, is that you are trash. You are no higher or no lower than the people you loathe. You high horses knees are shot, and your amour is cheap aluminum.

But whatever you tell yourself so you can sleep at night. Snuggle your giant Pinkie Pie close. She loves you. Flaws and all.

I love how it's stalking when someone faults you for the things you post on one board but when you follow others around to a multitude of boards (I'm sure Babysnuzzle and a few others can attest to this) and recap their "escapades" and interfere with their lives and interactions with others, it's "pony justice." Please consider this one person's "pony justice."

The truth, dear whoever you may be, is that you are a hypocrite. You are lower than the people you loathe, and your horse is a Shetland. Your armour is as thick as your skin, which appears to be pretty shallow.

I have no problem sleeping at night and this bothers you far more than it does me because it doesn't bother me one iota, any more than your silly speculations about who or what I share my bed with. I love me. Flaws and all. Whether anyone else does is something you can only guess at and probably guess wrong.

He's a mini horse. Not a pony. And while your attempts to save face are very long winded, I know you just can't wait to see what the CF forum has to say about your sorry ass next. Because you care. You care too much. Unfortunately for you, I don't fall into any of the catergories you list. Never stalked people, never "solved a case," I'm just me. So while it's fun for you to assume that you're attacking one of you most loathed, I'm not any of those people that are so far under your skin you can't get them out with a vat of acid.

But I do find you funny. And I'll egg you on, because like you, I'm amused by what you have to say next. You've been jolly great fun to poke at.

Shetland pony is the breed name in the United States, but I guess someone of your intellect can't be expected to know that. While checking to see if what I say is accurate, I also suggest you look up "saving face" because in order to feel the need to "save face" I'd have to care what you and your ilk think of me and my "sorry ass" (cough cliche cough cough) and I don't. I'd have to like you to care about what you say about me and that just doesn't apply here.

I find you amusing too so as long as we're both amused that's all that matters. Could you do me a favor though? I'd really like it if you picked up the wit a bit because you're rather boring. Also could you try not to use so many cliches and maybe actually say something that transcends simplistic? If you can't I'm just going to have to stop responding.

I don't know that it's really all that smart to go around bragging that you and your "real-life" friends have nothing better to do than track people on a message board. It seems like you and your friends are losers. When I hang out with my "real-life" friends, we don't log onto a computer and read message boards. We have way better things to do than consume ourselves with such pettiness.

I'm sorry but ponies do not count as real life friends and curling their hair with straws does not constitute something beyond pettiness.

No shit Sherlock. I didn't mean your definition of real friends. I meant actual human beings. Try to get out more often.

Another cliche! You are good at those. True, my definition of real friends is probably too broad for you. It includes human beings you actually encounter in person and talk with face to face, not just the kind you hang out with in message board chatrooms.

Let's make a deal. You get a brain, and I'll get out more often? Oh, wait. Oz is fictional and they have yet to invent brain transplants. I am sorry but you will just have to suffer with your mind-numbing stupidity awhile longer.

Wow. You has zinged someone on teh internets. You must feel so smahrt right now. Too bad we aren't all as smahrt as are yous. We r jhust stupid internet people.

- Scarecrow 1

I don't just feel smart now. I feel smart all the time. I guess you don't know what that's like.

Do your therapists actually think that spending all of your time stalking someone and reading all of their posts/friends posts is actually good for you? Or what, don't they know how you spend your entire day hanging off the typed words of people you don't even know, have never seen and in some examples, are halfway around the world? Do you really think that anyone other than you would consider that normal? Because if we (the CF) are all that consume your life, I'm afraid its a pathetic one. I have to say, I spend all day everyday on the internet (I'm not ashamed to admit that I enjoy being at home) and I don't have the time to read half of the posts you claim to be reading. You are truly pitiable.

Do you actually think I care what you think about what you assume is my life? I don't spend "all day everyday on the internet" nor do I stay home all the time making oodles of posts to my imaginary friends. I can't help it if I read much more quickly than you. Do you actually think accusing me of having a "therapist" is going to inflict some sort of pain? I'm crying in my Cheerios.

You do care, because you keep replying. Its like you can't keep away - gotta have your little dramallama fix of the day!

You mistake entertainment for caring. "Dramallama?" How eloquent.

Anon, I've been reading a lot of what you're saying, and lemme say, it's nice to know I'm not the only one with a few grains of intelligence left.

The CF is a gang. Pure and simple. The reason that the anti-CF anons on this thread LOOK out numbered is because the CF gang sent their 'whores' (oops sorry I meant 'hordes') after this thread. Yet, ironically, they also refuse to name themselves, while simultaneously calling out we Anon as 'big cowards'! Oh, the lulz, how epic.

No anon (or un-anon) should join the CF, because you will be gang-jumped before you can even get out a word of your argument. You can't overpower stupid in large numbers.

However, I vote that we anon continue to post CF/Arena sekrits, just to enjoy the lulz as they occur. ;D Anon, you in?

-Anon 2

(I also find it hilarious that the CF is butthurt and thinking it's one person... when clearly there are multiples. ZOMG MORE THAN ONE PERSON HAETS THE CF!?!!11 IMPOSSIBLE!!11)

PS, CRY MOAR

As far as I can tell there are at least three Anons in this thread. I'm pretty sure the last one had at least four. There are so many CF/Arena sekrits it's hard to know where to begin, but count me in. The most fun is watching them bash their heads into the wall trying to figure out who "it" really is, then assuming they have the answer, when there is no one right answer because there isn't only one "it." I do feel sorry for the kids in the Arena who imagine they're being modded by people who actually like them but in reality enjoy making fun of them. If I were management, I'd never stand for it but I guess some of the mods have their heads so far up the board owners' asses they'll let them get away with anything.

Alas, if only we anonymous could meet on teh internets! >.< Perhaps then we could plan mass-trollings, or other fun things.

But yes, it is a pleasure to meet all the anons, whoever you are. :)

-Anon2

Let me just say I'm tickled pink to meet you!

tickled pink, such an interesting phrase dontcha think?

So the haters sending their social retards here to defend their hate for a message board isn't a big deal. Spending you time reading a board you presumably hate isn't a big deal. Doing the exact same thing your whining about isn't a big deal. But somehow, you're better than them?

You got one thing right, stupid does travel in packs.

Stupid is as stupid does, and your grammar bites.

I like how the meanest comment you could come up with was "BAWWW YOUR GRAMMARZ SUCK!"

Really, you couldn't come up with anything better? What about Anon's momma?

I guess that proves what the general IQ level of the CF is.

-Anon2

http://innerslacker.com/images/argue091204.jpg

The only people who make statements like the one you linked are those who suck at it. It's a bit like men with small genitalia who say it's not the size that counts, it's what you do with it. We all know that's not true. Well at least I do.

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