[ SECRET POST #3113 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3113 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 047 secrets from Secret Submission Post #445.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[dethtoll]

I recently discovered faunlock and the wank surrounding it and wanted to set fire to the internet.

[diet_poison]

there's wank?

do tell

[dethtoll]

I'd have to go looking for it but it was mostly a lot of screaming and in-public harassment about pedophilia by people who turned out to have underage porn art collections of their own.

Others might know where the sources are better than me.

[(Anonymous)]

Google '221 B convention wank'. It should get you started. But be warned. It's gruesome.

[dethtoll]

Yeah, I've read it before and just found the link. Burn everything down.

[dethtoll]

Found it http://failfandomanonwiki.pbworks.com/w/page/95246807/Sherlock%20221b%20Con%20Wank

Bring a gun.

[(Anonymous)]

I've heard about this before, but I didn't think it was that bad. Jesus christ what an evil bitch.
Please tell me that Grace got punished for this somehow.
How can anyone like her do the things she did, and get off scott free.

[iceyred]

Sweet Baby Jesus, that is a disturbing write-up. I feel nauseous now. How old are these people?

NM, that Grace thing is apparently a 30 year old lawyer.

FS is full of strange and disturbing tidbits today.

[dethtoll]

Happy Monday~ <3

[iceyred]

The best/worst thing about this is the bingo card some genius created.

http://i.imgur.com/Ux5vAFv.jpg

God bless the internet.

[(Anonymous)]

I'm still gawping over Toplock and Bottom lock being a thing. Won't anybody think of the switches?

[diet_poison]

People don't switch, silly. Everyone is locked into a single sexual role for life!

[(Anonymous)]

What is up with lawyers getting involved in fandom wank. It's a thing and I don't understand it.

[iceyred]

Being a lawyer is no defense against the crazy.

[(Anonymous)]

Have multiple lawyers in the past been in fandom wank?

[(Anonymous)]

There's Heidi the lawyer who threatened to sue people for "defaming" Cassie Claire who is now a lawyer on the OTW team.

[(Anonymous)]

One of the personality types that works well with law is the kind of narcissist who is always right. They can be very convincing at work, but their personal lives are fucking insane. I think about a quarter of the lawyers I know are like this and it wouldn't surprise me at all if they were in some kind of fandom wank.

/paralegal

[tree_and_leaf]

And even the ones who aren't narcissists tend to think of arguing as a hobby.

[(Anonymous)]

DA My parter and coparent is a lawyer and recently I've just come to realise how much she needs to be right all the time and how much it is all about her... um.

[(Anonymous)]

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow.

[(Anonymous)]

Is ffw the new fandom wank?

[(Anonymous)]

Not that new, but sorta. And with threaded discussions.

[diet_poison]

Damn.

I've actually seen that, though haven't read through it mostly in entirety until just now. What a trainwreck.

Also, I thought when you said there was wank that it was specifically about this weird fawn thing. That was in there though, just a little bit.

[fishnchips]

Oh wow. I think the way someone in there was quoted describing the whole thing as basically a human centipede ouroboros pretty perfectly sums it all up.

[litalex]

Good god, what a mess and some people don't deserve to be in fandom.