[ SECRET POST #3127 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3127 ⌋

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Hollywood makes a movie "inspired by" your life. What happens?

[(Anonymous)]

"Inspired" can be very Hollywood loose, so though it can be ridiculously inaccurate, but should suit you somehow. So what genre would it be, and what would the basic plot be? Zombie apocalypse? Rom-com? Horror sci-fi with a hint of western and a dash of mockumentary?

What actor would you want to play you?

Re: Hollywood makes a movie "inspired by" your life. What happens?

[(Anonymous)]

A sci-fi slice-of-life type thing about a family of Martians trapped on Earth, in the most backwards, bigoted, redneck-infested city in the country. In the background there's a sort of pseudo-conspiracy going on involving some of the less scrupulous members of the city's tiny, insular Martian community. Also, bad puns. Lots and lots of bad puns.

Starring Milla Jovovich as me, and Anjelica Huston and Ben Kingsley as my parents.

Re: Hollywood makes a movie "inspired by" your life. What happens?

[fingalsanteater]

It'd probably be some pretentious indie drama that I'd hate. I have no idea who would play me, but she'd probably be some actress no one knows. Like, she was just an extra in OITNB or something.

Re: Hollywood makes a movie "inspired by" your life. What happens?

[(Anonymous)]

A cheesy "travel makes you super ~enlightened~ and ~worldly~" film, a la Eat, Pray, Love. It would be about how I learned to laugh, and spread joy through the world via my ukulele prowess. I would be played by Jennifer Lawrence. It would bomb in the box office but it will be frequently played on a non-prime time TV slot, like at two in the afternoon or something.

Re: Hollywood makes a movie "inspired by" your life. What happens?

[case]

Corporate drama + corporate mafia + actual mafia + actual mafia drama + dramatic gay relationships!

Considering it's Hollywood, my character would be named John Lee, identify as Chinese, and be played by Chris Evans who went blond for the role.

Re: Hollywood makes a movie "inspired by" your life. What happens?

[(Anonymous)]

...how did you a run in with the mafia? (in general)

Re: Hollywood makes a movie "inspired by" your life. What happens?

[(Anonymous)]

So what you're saying is, the average K-drama but set in America?

I would pay to watch this.

Re: Hollywood makes a movie "inspired by" your life. What happens?

[(Anonymous)]

It's a drama about the time my sister was murdered.