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Case ([personal profile] case) wrote in [community profile] fandomsecrets2015-07-27 06:40 pm
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[ SECRET POST #3127 ]


⌈ Secret Post #3127 ⌋

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Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
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(Anonymous) 2015-07-28 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
well okay I'm a little bitter

(Anonymous) 2015-07-28 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
but back to the dolphins

(Anonymous) 2015-07-28 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
and their non-cheating assholes

(Anonymous) 2015-07-28 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
and their megalodon penises, which apparently have the power to

(Anonymous) 2015-07-28 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
broadcast everyone's internet browser histories, even the deleted or anonymous ones

(Anonymous) 2015-07-28 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
ESPECIALLY the deleted or anonymous ones

(Anonymous) 2015-07-28 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
penetrate the hearts and souls of men (and okay, also the buttholes)

(Anonymous) 2015-07-28 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
in the name of Truth, Justice, and The American Way!

(Anonymous) 2015-07-28 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
and Steve Rogers' fine ass

(Anonymous) 2015-07-28 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
which belongs to the dolphins now, unfortunately

(Anonymous) 2015-07-28 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
who took him to the depths to found the Aquatic States of America

(Anonymous) 2015-07-28 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
and made him their man-slave/presidential figurehead and forced him to bake apple pies for all the sea creatures

(Anonymous) 2015-07-28 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
which is why i was peeing in the sea, to ruin the pies

(Anonymous) 2015-07-28 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
because fuck those dolphins, they are unworthy of Captain Motherfucking America's delicious pies and booty

(Anonymous) 2015-07-28 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
I bet those dolphins are Canadian. Blame Canada!

(Anonymous) 2015-07-28 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
which was quite a feat, because really - who can bake underwater?

(Anonymous) 2015-07-28 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
Hephaestus the homewrecker can

(Anonymous) 2015-07-28 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
but he only uses the pies to masturbate since Aphrodite ran away.

(Anonymous) 2015-07-28 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
but anyway, besides all that, it was a nice trip and i had a good time which sadly didn't last because the next day

(Anonymous) 2015-07-28 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
I fell and couldn't get up!

(Anonymous) 2015-07-28 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
but the hobbits were nice and blew me anyway

(Anonymous) 2015-07-28 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
impregnate my cheating ex-boyfriend, okay yes I am extremely upset and haven't gotten over it

(Anonymous) 2015-07-28 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
and thus assbaby Dolphin Sapien was born.
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