[ SECRET POST #3139 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3139 ⌋

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Notes:

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Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
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Comments

Re: Using Stereotypes to Your Advantage

[(Anonymous)]

I'm the big guy from upthread. I'm also the designated cop negotiator, because half the cops look like me anyway, so I just say "Yeah, there was this one guy who was being real loud earlier, that's probably who the complaint was about. I asked him to leave, if you know what I mean. I dunno where he went."

They always believe me because it fits with their own fantasy self-image.

Re: Using Stereotypes to Your Advantage

[belladonna_took]

I think I've been lucky that I've never had to deal with female cops. Women always seem to know when I'm bullshitting them.

See, you could feasibly kick someone out of a party. You are large.

People who don't know me are shocked when they hear me use bad language. It's fucked up. They look at me like I'm the cinnamon roll meme or something.