[ SECRET POST #3144 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3144 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Grace Kelly, Judy Garland]


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[Soragumi, Shizuki Asato]












Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 01 pages, 020 secrets from Secret Submission Post #449.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

14. http://i.imgur.com/WKQUN7e.jpg

[(Anonymous)]

I don't want to encourage the stalker anons, but this is giving me a really funny mental image/plotbunny.

Guy Gardner is walking down the street, minding his own business, when a crazy hobo jumps into his path and starts ranting about how EVERYONE'S GONNA DIIIIIIIIE!

Before Guy has a chance to respond, the hobo throws a fedora at him and runs away laughing maniacally! Leaving Guy standing there, scratching his head and wondering, "What the fuck was that all about?!"

(It isn't until later that he realizes the fedora was poisoned. Then there's a race against time to find the cure before it's too late!)

[(Anonymous)]

The cure is the trigger for EVERYONE TO DIE!!!

[(Anonymous)]

I just want tar season anon to come back.

[(Anonymous)]

Are you feeling nostalgic for the field fires of your youth?

[kallanda_lee]

Always.

[kallanda_lee]

IT IS pretty amusing!

[(Anonymous)]

I'm just sick of everything someone says somehow being made out to be "fedora" worthy because someone doesn't like them.

Honestly because of shit like this I'm tired of the whole fedora stereotype in general. Yes the people who fit that stereotype are annoying, but at this point the whole hullabaloo made about "evil fedora guys" and shit is becoming more annoying. replying to someone you don't like with some stupid fedora joke isn't even clever.

[(Anonymous)]

*tips fedora while stroking neckbeard*

[(Anonymous)]

I'm a woman, you utter dumbass.

Sorry I think your stereotype is annoying and stupid. Because clearly only people who dislike it or find it tiresome can be those kind of people right?

Why don't you try actually making a point against the other person, rather than posting some bullshit about fedoras and neckbeards. Right, that would take intelligence.

[(Anonymous)]

Calm your butt, Ms. No Joking Allowed Ever.

[(Anonymous)]

Ah yes. "It's just a joke omg you're no fun" The typical cop out response when you say something stupid.

[(Anonymous)]

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Please be joking/trolling. Please. I mean it.

[(Anonymous)]

Geez. Call your tits bitch.

[a_potato]

I've long been amused by the "fedora" thing, because my husband...actually wears one.

His beard is well-kept, however.

[(Anonymous)]

Really? Why isn't he your Ex-Husband?

[a_potato]

LOL!

He has many other redeeming qualities, I promise!

[(Anonymous)]

Hot damn, my post made secret infamy!

[(Anonymous)]

ngl, that was the one time that a fedora comment on here made me laugh. I think it was because I was trying to imagine how exactly a poison fedora would work (do you just chuck it at someone and the poison absorbs into their skin? do you make them eat it? idk)

[sarillia]

I was imagining some kind of poison gas that's released when you put it on.

[(Anonymous)]

na

I was thinking that the fedora had a mechanism that could shoot out poison darts or something

[elaminator]

ngl, that was the one time that a fedora comment on here made me laugh

I didn't notice the comment when it was posted, so thanks for making the secret OP. IA, this was actually a rather hilarious comment and I would've hated to have missed it. (The fedora comments are getting old, but this one was at least creative and amusing.)

(And I think sarilla is onto something.)

I assumed it was like Oddjob's hat.

[(Anonymous)]

With a metal reinforced rim capable of slicing and getting the poison into the bloodstream.

[(Anonymous)]

Glad to be of service *tips fedora; fires a million little bullets; walks away whistling*

[otakugal15]

Now I'm thinking about how Hamlet's dad was poisoned through his ear.