[ SECRET POST #3144 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3144 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Grace Kelly, Judy Garland]


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[Soragumi, Shizuki Asato]












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Comments

Let's revisit that old thread! (With a twist.) If aliens landed in your backyard.....

[(Anonymous)]

....And you could only give them five books from all of human literature, what would you give them?

Re: Let's revisit that old thread! (With a twist.) If aliens landed in your backyard.....

[(Anonymous)]

I want them to leave because we don't need any alien invaders. I give them Fifty Shades of Grey, Mockingjay, Twilight, the Da Vinci Code, and the sequel to Eragon.

Re: Let's revisit that old thread! (With a twist.) If aliens landed in your backyard.....

[(Anonymous)]

But what if they're appalled and decide to destroy Earth instead.

Re: Let's revisit that old thread! (With a twist.) If aliens landed in your backyard.....

[(Anonymous)]

DA:
Those books would be my choices for that very reason. Enrage them enough to take us out as a threat to galactic IQs. To that end I'd also show them the Star Wars Holiday Special, 2012, The Day After Tomorrow, and Made in Chelsea. If that doesn't prompt them to kill us all, then nothing will.

Re: Let's revisit that old thread! (With a twist.) If aliens landed in your backyard.....

[(Anonymous)]

IMPORTANT QUESTION would a book that has all of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy books collected into one volume count as one book or five

Re: Let's revisit that old thread! (With a twist.) If aliens landed in your backyard.....

[(Anonymous)]

not OP

It would count as three

Re: Let's revisit that old thread! (With a twist.) If aliens landed in your backyard.....

[(Anonymous)]

The three LotR books + Alice's Adventures in Wonderland and something by Ursula K. Le Guin.

Re: Let's revisit that old thread! (With a twist.) If aliens landed in your backyard.....

[(Anonymous)]

Just five? So, so hard

Hmm..

1) To Kill a Mockingbird
2) War and Peace
3) Moby Dick
4) The Art of War (probably a bad idea but it is a classic)
5) Dracula

Re: Let's revisit that old thread! (With a twist.) If aliens landed in your backyard.....

[(Anonymous)]

The Tale of Genji
Romance of the Three Kingdoms
Clarissa (unabridged)
Les Miserables
Moby-Dick

On the same principle that's at work when you spill a bag of poppyseeds on the ground to deter a pursuing vampire, because the vampire then has to stop and count every last seed. Aliens will take so long to read all these long books that humans will gain precious time to find out their vulnerabilities.