[ SECRET POST #3146 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3146 ⌋

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Comments

Obama isn't really an American.

[(Anonymous)]

His true name is Barry Seamus O'Bama. The false middle name "Hussein" is a clever ruse concocted to keep the unwashed masses from realizing the truth. A red herring, if you will.

The Irish menace is real.

Re: Obama isn't really an American.

[dethtoll]

Like, I get that you think this is funny, but we're not laughing WITH you, we're laughing AT you.

Re: Obama isn't really an American.

[(Anonymous)]

da

I thought that one was kind of funny, actually. lol

Re: Obama isn't really an American.

[cbrachyrhynchos]

I chuckled.

Either Irish-hater anon has gone to self-parody, or someone is parodying Irish-hater anon.

(frozen comment) Re: Obama isn't really an American.

[(Anonymous)]

Sure you think that, being half irish.

Go suck a potato.

(frozen comment) Re: Obama isn't really an American.

[dethtoll]

I'm only a quarter-Irish and potatoes are fucking delicious, pleb.

(frozen comment) Re: Obama isn't really an American.

[(Anonymous)]

Half, quarter, either way that's not bad considering I was completely guessing.

(frozen comment) Re: Obama isn't really an American.

[dethtoll]

It's on my grandma's side of the family and my grandmother is a sweet, wonderful old lady who if she were still able would let even a boring, self-hating piece of shit like you have some cookies.

(frozen comment) Re: Obama isn't really an American.

[(Anonymous)]

Self Hating? Where did that come from? Anyway, a bit of self hate is good for the soul. Keeps a person humble and stops the critical mass of arrogance you have building up from making a person totally unlikeable.

(frozen comment) Re: Obama isn't really an American.

[dethtoll]

The constant anti-Irish spam and obsession on the topic suggests some sort of deep-seated shame. Bit like really strident, defense-mechanism homophobia in that way.

Have a glass of Guinness and shut up.

(frozen comment) Re: Obama isn't really an American.

[(Anonymous)]

Oh, I'm not anti-irish. I think he or she is delightful, but its not me.

I'm the one who was trying to start the "Dethtoll is half irish" rumour so that anti-irish would go after you.

(frozen comment) Re: Obama isn't really an American.

[dethtoll]

And why would you do that, dearheart?

Re: Obama isn't really an American.

[(Anonymous)]

I chuckled.

Re: Obama isn't really an American.

[(Anonymous)]

So, you're afraid of Irish presidents and consider them a serious threat

I guess we finally solved the JFK assassination after all

Re: Obama isn't really an American.

[(Anonymous)]

You're a beautiful human being.

Re: Obama isn't really an American.

[(Anonymous)]

Well, he IS part Irish.

yuh-huhh

[(Anonymous)]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DerVmiZeUDw