[ SECRET POST #3147 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3147 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

DA

This was my first thought also. Elaminator, that you??

...mayhap I have watched Kingsman too many times lulz...

[elaminator]

I'm not even kidding, I didn't post any secrets this last week but my first thought was Harry Hart as well. (The 'I don't normally view this character that way' doesn't fit either. From the second I saw this film I was lusting after Harry.)

TBH though, I have no reason to make Kingsman secrets because I've been so outspoken about loving it that everyone (who reads my comments, anyway) would automatically assume me. So no Kingsman secrets from me; I have nothing to hide and if I did I would be too embarrassed to make them.

I wish I was OP, though...I'd love to fuck Harry in a dream. (I'd settle for watching Harry and Eggsy have sex, but rarely do I get those type of dreams.)

And I just noticed that OP said nothing about sex... Welp, that says a lot about me.

[(Anonymous)]

Any recs for gen/adventure fic for this fandom?

[elaminator]

I find this timing to be amusing considering I posted a recs list on tumblr earlier but all the fic was Harry/Eggsy. (IDK if you follow me or not...if you do and don't ship Harry/Eggsy, I officially apologize.)

There is like...no gen in this fandom. I'm not even exaggerating, the gen is almost completely nonexistent.

I do know of one fic, and it was lots of fun. Here.

It's a brief story about Eggsy and Roxy having the time of their lives on a mission. I won't say more, but I would love to see this in canon.

[(Anonymous)]

Late reply is late; the reason I asked was b/c I couldn't find any (I'm not on Tumblr) and thought you might know of some. Ah well. At least there's one?Thanks for the link!

[elaminator]

There might be more, but I need to look harder. I'll keep an eye out and if I find any I'll rec them in a future thread!

[(Anonymous)]

[i]And I just noticed that OP said nothing about sex...[/i]

Haha, no, fortunately I didn't reach that point yet. I'm not even that sexually attracted to the character in question and don't really perceive them in such light, that's why I'm so scared of my subconscious going there...it would be extremely OOC and terribly awkward. I prefer to keep having dreams of having tea or browsing the antique bookstore with them, tbh.

[elaminator]

You don't have to confirm or deny, but now I definitely could see this being about Finch. He's quite the bookish sort, and I'm pretty sure he's drank tea at some point in POI. (Maybe coffee on occasion? I can't remember the specifics.)

If that's the case, then he's not incapable of being physically (I don't think, anyway?) or romantically attracted (for sure) to someone, but I do understand why you might find imagining such a thing difficult. I love him and Reese together, but I've never given the physical aspect of their relationship much thought. (Even though I find Finch to be cute, and Reese to be gorgeous.)

Finch is not a terribly sexual character in my mind, so I could see your train of thought. (Though there would still be nothing shameful about imagining it!)

If not, well, I just went on this rant for no reason.

[(Anonymous)]

No, not with no reason. I guess my comments did make it rather obvious. Was thinking about being straightforward about it in the secret, but I was much too embarrassed, so I just picked a pic of the glasses that remind me of him (which is also why I bought them, even though I have too many pairs of glasses already).

If that's the case, then he's not incapable of being physically (I don't think, anyway?) or romantically attracted (for sure) to someone, but I do understand why you might find imagining such a thing difficult. I love him and Reese together, but I've never given the physical aspect of their relationship much thought. (Even though I find Finch to be cute, and Reese to be gorgeous.)

Techically, I guess you're right. I think I feel that way because I don't think even dream!me is neither smart nor interesting enough for such a character to fall for me and so far the dreams have been pretty much in character with the two of us just being occasional, random friends. I also really love Finch and Reese together, but never really thought about the two getting it on, even though I can totally see them having feelings for each other. Feels a bit weird thinking about Finch in that way.

[(Anonymous)]

Sorry for not putting the quote in italics, I'm on my phone and accidentally hit submit before I could fix up the text *facepalm*

[(Anonymous)]

Ha, I knew it! I was almost certain it was Finch. I have to say I envy your dreams, OP, they sound pretty rad. And if they do head in some other direction, so what? It could be an interesting thing to explore. wouldn't worry about it being ooc since he did fall in love with Grace and she's a book-loving artist.besides it's your dream and all it matters is that you enjoy it.

Nice glasses btw.

[elaminator]

There's no need to be ashamed or embarrassed, OP! I've definitely bought a couple of items of clothing because they reminded me of a specific character. Never anything quite so expensive as glasses, but again, I don't wear them; if I did, I would. (Plus, again...they're sexy glasses.)

And come on now, I'm sure you're a perfect nice and interesting person, and Finch is also an absolute sweetheart that would embrace just about anyone as a friend as long as they were a decent sort. He isn't the kind of character to be super judgmental, so I imagine you two would get along fine! There's nothing wrong with any of this even if your dreams take a steamy turn! While I don't think of Finch as a particularly sexual person, I don't think he would be against it either, especially if he cared deeply for the person.

Plus, they're just dreams. No harm done, OP. (And they sound rather pleasant and enjoyable, so be happy! You could be having nightmares, lol.)

[(Anonymous)]

Well, I guess I am sort of decent, lol. I just get really self-conscious when I have a a crush on someone (be it a RL crush or just fictional), thinking they'd never want to have anything to do with me, and I do that all the time even after being proven wrong several times. Sure makes daydreaming difficult, lol.

Never anything quite so expensive as glasses, but again, I don't wear them; if I did, I would. (Plus, again...they're sexy glasses.)

Actually, I only own two pairs of expensive glasses, all of my extra pairs are pretty cheap and come from Zenni, including these http://www.zennioptical.com/unisex-fullrim-acetate-plastic-rectangle-eyeglass-frames-103121.html -- only $23.95 and they are fab, I love 'em so much.

(And they sound rather pleasant and enjoyable, so be happy! You could be having nightmares, lol.)

I am worried a little that I didn't categorize getting shot into a nightmare, to be honest, Finch being alright was all that mattered (plus, I also ended up being not dead, so that's good I guess).

[elaminator]

I have self-esteem issues too anon, so I understand where you're coming from. I don't daydream about myself and my crushes either for the same reason. (I just can't picture it. It's so much easier to just imagine them with someone else.) That's kind of depressing, but what can you do? However, if it happens, it happens. You surely aren't as undesirable as you think.

Wow, for $24 those glasses are gorgeous! Well, they're gorgeous for any amount of money. I think I'll bookmark this site to rec to people in the future.

Shit, I forgot about you getting shot in your dream... That IS pretty distressing, but I guess if you survived and Finch was there to take care of you it might not have been so bad?

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah, I always recommend everyone that site, it's fantastic. My friends think that's the most boring pair I own, though, but it's one of my faves atm.

Unfortunately, the dream didn't get the chance to progress that far, but if it did I'd like to think my brain would conjure that exact storyline.