[ SECRET POST #3153 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3153 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 03 pages, 060 secrets from Secret Submission Post #451.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

Grossest sex thing you've ever read in a fanfic

[(Anonymous)]

...that you can remember off the top of your head, that is.

Bonus if you can remember the title or give a link of the fanfic!

Re: Grossest sex thing you've ever read in a fanfic

[(Anonymous)]

It's still the Glee worm thing

I'm sure someone else has a link

Re: Grossest sex thing you've ever read in a fanfic

[(Anonymous)]

Oh god, I'd forgotten about this until just now, whyyyyyyyy

Re: Grossest sex thing you've ever read in a fanfic

[(Anonymous)]

Honestly, that's one of the grossest things I've come across in recent memory, and I haven't even looked up the story. Reading the description on here was enough.

Re: Grossest sex thing you've ever read in a fanfic

[diet_poison]

whyyyyy every time I almost forget about this

Re: Grossest sex thing you've ever read in a fanfic

[(Anonymous)]

I love that "the Glee worm thing" still yields more than one possibility for what you're talking about.

This one is the one where Burt breeds "pleasure worms" and uses Kurt as a host for them: http://archiveofourown.org/works/477286/chapters/828381


This one, which I think was inspired by the previous one and was originally posted on the kink meme as well, is the one where Blaine does pretty much the same thing to Kurt (also there's a scene where Kurt breast feeds them because why the hell not I guess): https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8476289/1/Nighttime-Terrors

And just as a bonus, I'm going to go ahead and link to the Kurt/Eel fic even though it's not worm related because it's a classic: http://glee-kink-meme.livejournal.com/8721.html?thread=15300881

Re: Grossest sex thing you've ever read in a fanfic

[intrigueing]

There was this one fic that was super-obsessed with repeatedly describing in loving pervy detail the way characters' mouths would be connected by strings of spit after they drew apart after kissing.

Like, um, ew? Why would I want to read about that.

Re: Grossest sex thing you've ever read in a fanfic

[(Anonymous)]

Some people are super into that, man.

IDEK.

Re: Grossest sex thing you've ever read in a fanfic

[(Anonymous)]

Some underage + knotting that have put me off ABO, knotting and most werewolf fic for all time. Which might be a good thing.

Re: Grossest sex thing you've ever read in a fanfic

[(Anonymous)]

Harry and Sirius with James' corpse. I still cringe when I think about it

Re: Grossest sex thing you've ever read in a fanfic

[(Anonymous)]

that is indeed gross but I still feel compelled to ask you something: how corpse-y was James' body when they had sex with it? like, was this happening after his corpse had been decomposing for over a decade or was it magically preserved or something?

Re: Grossest sex thing you've ever read in a fanfic

[mimi-sardinia.livejournal.com]

I don't think I read the same exact fic, as the one I found was only Harry, but the gross part was that yes, James' corpse was very decayed.

Re: Grossest sex thing you've ever read in a fanfic

[(Anonymous)]

oh god I remember that one

whyyyy did I read it

Re: Grossest sex thing you've ever read in a fanfic

[(Anonymous)]

Describing a character's come as like thick custard. Still makes me want to hurl every time I think about it.

Re: Grossest sex thing you've ever read in a fanfic

[(Anonymous)]

Speaking as a cis guy, if your come is like thick custard, JESUS CHRIST SEE A DOCTOR IMMEDIATELY.

Re: Grossest sex thing you've ever read in a fanfic

[philstar22]

I'm going to go with the oral sex fic that ended with vomit. Not super extreme, but vomit is something I can't deal with.

Re: Grossest sex thing you've ever read in a fanfic

[mimi-sardinia.livejournal.com]

I remember sitting in on a quickfic writing thing in a chatroom where the circle of writers were challenging each other to write increasingly gross stuff. I think it finally ended when they got to scat.

Re: Grossest sex thing you've ever read in a fanfic

[fishnchips]

I don't even remember the fandom but it was a surprise necrophilia fic. Yay. Completely untagged and without any indication in the summary.

Re: Grossest sex thing you've ever read in a fanfic

[(Anonymous)]

I'd have read it if the corpse was Jack Harkness.

Re: Grossest sex thing you've ever read in a fanfic

[(Anonymous)]

A girl being vaginally raped with a dead eel. I read it back in, like, 2001/2002, and still can't purge it from my memory.

Re: Grossest sex thing you've ever read in a fanfic

[(Anonymous)]

Jack having sex with Jellyfish!Ianto.