[ SECRET POST #3160 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3160 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

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Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

As someone raised in a birdless environment, I... I just don't feel I know parrots well enough to include them in my fictions:

(Plus, I'm a but afraid of being flamed by the Avian Justice Warriors!)

[(Anonymous)]

I think we need to birdify your environment. For... for the sake of literature. Yes. Definitely that.

[(Anonymous)]

But can I, with my human limitations, every truly understand the essence of Parrotness?

I mean, sure, I've donned a featehr suit and nibbled at cuttlebone (who hasn't?) but ... I feel as though there still something missing.

[(Anonymous)]

Have you tried screaming? Just... for no reason. A few times a day. I think it might fill the void you keep on feeling.

[(Anonymous)]

Hey, no I haven't - thanks for the (wing)tip!

(I'll probably combine this with some mediatation on how I've felt about begin caged, how I felt when the door was open, having the newspaper changed before I was done reading it, etc.)

[(Anonymous)]

And if you ever feel like regular screaming just... doesn't do its job anymore, you can try something new. Something like... a cup: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRsfOGJ5lZg

[caerbannog]

My two favourite anons, right here.

[(Anonymous)]

*preens*






(Hey! Did I just have a breakthrough?!)

[caerbannog]

_{(I don't know? Did you?)}

[(Anonymous)]

BWAWCK!

[caerbannog]

*opens windows*

*yells*

ITS 4AM

*closes window*

_{Congratulations on contacting your inner bird}