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⌈ Secret Post #3172 ⌋

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Butt hair is disgusting, and if you have it and refuse to remove it, you should keep your butt covered.

Butthole hair exists solely to induce vomiting. Don't have sex unless you get rid of that shit. It's probably got poop stuck in it anyway.

LOL

Also: "It's probably got poop stuck in it anyway." Did you know it can be washed?

So, do people shampoo their butthole hair?

Why not just shave it?

Shaving your butthole sucks man. It's such a delicate area and you can't see it.

But you don't have to shampoo it, you just have to scrub and spray. Also if you use wet wipes when you poop it helps keep things clean.

Re: Unpopular opinions

(Anonymous) - 2015-09-10 23:31 (UTC) - Expand

lmao

have you heard of this thing called showering? It's a ritual where you defunkify by scrubbing all your surfaces and crevices using a good soap.

NAYRT

baby wipes are not just for babies, let me tell you. do you want the coziest, comfiest, squeakiest butthole in the aftermath your bean burrito of sadness and regret? Buy some cheap wipes from Target and enjoy the cool soothing sensation of your clean ballon-knot. Buy them and use them for a quick wipe before waking the beast with two backs. Buy them because it's 90 degrees and your swamps are Dagobah.

buy baby wipes. love your bung.

"Buy them because it's 90 degrees and your swamps are Dagobah."

I laughed so hard at this I almost choked.

I can assure everyone that this is the truth.

....you have enriched my life. Bless you, stranger.

(Anonymous) - 2015-09-11 00:12 (UTC) - Expand

Lolololol tears falling as I sink into a slow circle and die

This is amazing and true.

Omfg. Anon, you are a national treasure.

(Anonymous) - 2015-09-11 00:10 (UTC) - Expand

fingalsanteater - 2015-09-11 00:26 (UTC) - Expand

cenobitic_anchorite - 2015-09-11 01:33 (UTC) - Expand

fingalsanteater - 2015-09-11 02:33 (UTC) - Expand

Preach it, anon. Preach!

Baby wipes: definitely not just for babies. Recommended for all poopers, everywhere!

Jesus Christ, anon!

LMAOOOOOOOOO

I kinda agree but can you share your secrets for getting rid of it without razor burn and ingrowns?

I usually wash with water after a bowel movement anyway. My hair is the least disgusting thing about my butt.

I have never been kicked out of bed because of my hairy lady butt (or any other reason).

Some of us are male, you know. And some of us men grow a lot of body hair, including on our asses.

It's not freakish or disgusting, it's NORMAL, and if you'd ever seen a grown man naked who hadn't been waxed by a studio makeup department, you'd know that.

This is so dumb. Butthole hair exists to muffle your farts, dumbass--it's impossible to have a silent fart if you don't have butthole hair.

I chuckle at the folks who shy away from shaving. Just crouch down in the shower, thighs wide, spread on the shaving cream, and delicately shave away from your hole and out. I do it all the time. It's easy and to date I've never nicked myself once.

Nice and smooth and easier to keep clean! The 'Equate' flushable wipes from Wal-Mart are the best.

ahahaha Americans

(Anonymous) - 2015-09-11 17:01 (UTC) - Expand

I'm glad you don't get razor hurn but not everyone is as fortunate

Butthole hair is there for your protection. Like your bush, it's fine to prune, but if you're gonna be naked a lot, it's probably best to leave it alone.

Not a good idea to get a razor anywhere near your asshole.