[ SECRET POST #3174 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3174 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 04 pages, 084 secrets from Secret Submission Post #454.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Why are there ram balloons?

OP

[(Anonymous)]

An environmentalist organization pays you for every animal you safely transport out of combat zones. You do this by tranquilizing them and ballooning them out of there. Those balloons are also how you forcibly recruit enemy soldiers onto your team. It's awesome.

Re: OP

[tabaqui]

OMFG, that is the most amazing thing *EVER*.

[(Anonymous)]

It's like someone made a game out of Tar Season Land, or something.

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[(Anonymous)]

Rock Paper Shotgun logged the opening minutes. A choice extract:

Escape, somehow. The man on fire pursues, aided by a flying woman in a gas mask and distended, fiery arms. They seem unable to kill me. Maybe they don’t want to.

But they do want to PLUCK A GIANT WHALE FROM THE SEA, SET IT ON FIRE AND THROW IT AT A HELICOPTER.

And so they PLUCK A GIANT WHALE FROM THE SEA, SET IT ON FIRE AND THROW IT AT A HELICOPTER.

Then the man on fire rides on a flying unicorn on fire.

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[(Anonymous)]

Yeah, I was like "A Balrog of Morgoth!"

[(Anonymous)]

Metal Gear is basically Tar Season meets JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.

[(Anonymous)]

This question is my favorite summary of the MGS series.

But really, it's because that's how your mercenary army collects animals for their petting zoo. Really.

It's a great game.

[(Anonymous)]

You can also throw horse shit at passing enemy vehicles to cause them to skid out, and there's a lady soldier who fights in a bikini because she has frog/plant skin that allows her to get energy from the sun and rain. Also it is the 80's so there are cassette tapes to rock out to. The game is batshit.