[ SECRET POST #3175 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3175 ⌋

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Comments

Re: Dumb stuff you're judgy over

[herpymcderp]

........That seems more like it's time to call a plumber than just closing the lid. Toilets shouldn't spray anywhere when they flush.

Re: Dumb stuff you're judgy over

[(Anonymous)]

Invisible spray, Herpy

tiny invisible droplets of shit

they're everywhere, and it's very unsanitary

Re: Dumb stuff you're judgy over

[herpymcderp]

I hate to break it to you, but they're everywhere regardless of whether you close the toilet lid.

They make their way off your hands more than they do from a toilet flush.

Re: Dumb stuff you're judgy over

[(Anonymous)]

that's why I wash my hands, herpy

but i can't exactly wash my walls and floor every time i take a shit, herpy

come on, get your head out of your ass here

Re: Dumb stuff you're judgy over

[herpymcderp]

Of course you do. But first you touch the toilet roll, and from there the bacteria can spread to the wall. You also touch the flushing lever, and BAM you have fecal coliforms on the back of your toilet seat (which may brush your back the next time you sit down).

Finally, you touch the handles of the sink, which spread that fecal matter to anything that touches it afterward, including possibly your toothbrush.

Those are far greater sources of bacteria than an open lid. You clearly haven't considered this at length or you'd realize that in the scheme of things, leaving the toilet seat open is probably the least of your problems.

/microbiology

Re: Dumb stuff you're judgy over

[(Anonymous)]

herpy

herpy

why do you rub your toothbrush on the sink handle

i think that's the weird thing here

Re: Dumb stuff you're judgy over

[herpymcderp]

I think the weird thing here is that you don't touch a sink handle and your toothbrush at around the same time.

Are you brushing with air?

Re: Dumb stuff you're judgy over

[(Anonymous)]

i only touch the sink handles with my elbows, actually

Re: Dumb stuff you're judgy over

[herpymcderp]

Sounds kinky.

I apologize if you have no hands.

Re: Dumb stuff you're judgy over

[philstar22]

Actually, it does make a difference if you shut the lid before you flush considering how high the germs spray otherwise. There have been studies.

Re: Dumb stuff you're judgy over

[herpymcderp]

See above comment. Plus, comparative studies have identified that hand transfer is like thousands of times the bacterial mass of flushing.

Re: Dumb stuff you're judgy over

[(Anonymous)]

make out with a toolet fivsojcul gobs hbdinb

Re: Dumb stuff you're judgy over

[herpymcderp]

Oh yeah, good point. What are you going to do if you're vomiting?

There's just fecal matter everywhere at that point. You're probably doomed.