[ SECRET POST #3179 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3179 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Rupaul's Drag Race season 7]


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[Supernatural]


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[20th Century Boys]


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[The Mighty Boosh, Noel Fielding]


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Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

11. http://i.imgur.com/8iYhEPh.jpg

[(Anonymous)]

hahaha what

"mole dubcon", that sounds like a stupid sherlock au fic

can this become the new abo?

[(Anonymous)]

that sounds like a stupid sherlock au fic

This truth. Also, I would read the hell out of a Molelock AU. But probably sans the dubcon. Unless it was really mild dubcon, in which case fuck yeah, throw that in too.

can this become the new abo?

LOL! If I recall correctly, moles mate for life, which totally makes them awesome candidates for an alternative to ABO. Maybe it's just country moles that mate for life? Still works, though. (Unless I'm thinking of possums? Whatever, too lazy to google it rn.)

[(Anonymous)]

I remember this scene!!! I was an adult when I read it but it kind of scarred me anyway

[bur]

"Mole Dubcon" will be my band name.

[(Anonymous)]

So this is like "surprise mole sex that you didn't know you wanted" literally?

[(Anonymous)]

It's been a long loooooong time since I read Duncton Wood, but IIRC, there was also incestuous mole-on-mole noncon in there.

[elaminator]

Hahaha, what is this book?

[(Anonymous)]

Giant, uber-involved multifamily saga about moles.

[elaminator]

Welp, can't say I've heard of anything even remotely like that before, so at least it isn't boring?

[wannabe_influential]

Oh my God, really? D:

But the cover looks so innocent!

They let children read this?!?

[(Anonymous)]

Some people think any book about animals is kid stuff.

[eve_n_furter]

Children's books with any kind of wood on the cover should always, always be handled with great caution:

[(Anonymous)]

That last one is a classic. Disturbing to the extreme that anyone would think that's okay.

Hadn't seen the other one, so thanks for the laugh. "Got wood?"

[(Anonymous)]

Wat. Details??

[(Anonymous)]

...iiiiinteresting.

[(Anonymous)]

Wh...why?

Why is this thing?

WHY.

(So sorry, OP. I am actually delighted in knowing this exists but it's horror-delight.)

[(Anonymous)]

It's a giant novel, kind of in the vein of Watership Down and published in roughly the same time frame, but with moles instead of rabbits. And with mole-on-mole dubcon. (Also mole-on-mole noncon--incestuous mole-on-mole noncon--between the villain and his daughter. That was fairly horrific.)

It turns out that the author has written several more Duncton novels, plus several volumes of The Wind in the Willows fanfic, beginning with The Willows in Winter. However, I can't say whether Mr. Mole and Ratty ever got it on. (Now there is a slashy couple if ever there was one.)

[morieris]

Also mole-on-mole noncon--incestuous mole-on-mole noncon--between the villain and his daughter.

I read a lot of talking animal stories in my youth, and yet I never heard of half of these fucked up ones that crop up in conversation. For that i'm sure grateful....

[(Anonymous)]

And then it turns into a Jesus!Mole story. Honestly.
With plague pits, and mass mole on mole slaughter, infanticide, more incestuous relationships including mother and son. It's messed up but oddly compelling.

[mab_browne]

I read this at a similarly impressionable age, anon. Watership Down did refer to sexuality, but yeah, it certainly didn't get as detailed as good ol' Duncton Wood.

[(Anonymous)]

Now I know what to avoid...

[deadenders19]

I was like "mmm what a nice story about mo- wowowowowowoooow, what the?!" when I read it.
Still my favourite books (for all that craziness). Sadly, I only managed to buy and read the first two books.

[(Anonymous)]

High Five anon for the most unexpected secret subject I have ever come across on here.

I legit loved these books as a teen. Started reading them as I found Watership Down too hard going!! I still gross cry at the end of Duncton Quest. And also Mayweed and Tryfan in Duncton Found.